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More of the fake war on Christmas.
#21
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Divinity Wrote: City of Orange nixes Nativity scene after Atheists ask to display their sign

http://abc13.com/religion/city-nixes-nat...n/1123983/

Give me a fucking break.  These people are crying about their nativity scene being taken down, yet it was CHOSEN to be taken down by the people who fucking put it up in the first place because they didn't want a fucking atheist sign up.  One that was so non-offensive, that I'm pretty sure only complete assholes would be offended by it.

These assholes will point to Jefferson and value him as a historical figure and important to the writing of the Constitution, but would hypocritically scream if you put his historical writings on display, even in a civics class. Jefferson was no fan of theocracies and doubted fantastic claims all the time. He was no atheist but he sure was not afraid of blasting the church and absurd claims..
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#22
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
Of course Santa is real.

If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977. I received no minibike in 1977. Ergo, Santa is real. QED motherfuckers.
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#23
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
I'm sick of the fake war on christmas. I want a real war against it.
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#24
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Of course Santa is real.

If Santa weren't real, there is no way that he could have neglected to bring me a minibike in 1977.  I received no minibike in 1977.  Ergo, Santa is real.  QED motherfuckers.

No he isn't real, that jerk knew I wanted a BMX bicycle with mag rims, he brought me a stupid Ross with spokes. It was not my mom who taught me the lesson between things you want and things that work. It was SANTA!
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#25
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I'm sick of the fake war on christmas. I want a real war against it.

Yea because that is practical on a planet of 7 billion. I am for a war of ideas yes, not force. The world needs less violence, not more.
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#26
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
Santa is indeed real. His reindeer leave poop on my front lawn every year. At no other time during the year, have I ever discovered glittery poop on my lawn. Just this time a year and only this time of year.

My kids will attest to this fact.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#27
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(December 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I'm sick of the fake war on christmas. I want a real war against it.

Yea because that is practical on a planet of 7 billion. I am for a war of ideas yes, not force. The world needs less violence, not more.

Oh Brian, you never cease to crack me up.

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#28
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Santa is indeed real. His reindeer leave poop on my front lawn every year. At no other time during the year, have I ever discovered glittery poop on my lawn. Just this time a year and only this time of year.

My kids will attest to this fact.


Don't be daft. That's unicorn poop. The glitter is a dead giveaway.
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#29
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
No it isn't. Tongue I'm currently searching for pics on my facebook from 2010 as we speak.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#30
RE: More of the fake war on Christmas.
(December 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: Santa is indeed real. His reindeer leave poop on my front lawn every year. At no other time during the year, have I ever discovered glittery poop on my lawn. Just this time a year and only this time of year.

My kids will attest to this fact.

What an asshole, NYC must have a warrant out for his arrest for all the unpaid tickets for not scooping his poop! Oh wait, that explains who tried to bully Frank Serpico! Santa needs to be drug to a congressional hearing, bet that fucker would plea the 5th.
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