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Stupid criminals/Darwin award thread.
December 14, 2015 at 11:17 am
Ok, so I am at NAPA getting my oil changed sitting in the waiting room right now, and over heard a guy talking about a news event where a armed home invader was trying to escape police, helicopters police trying to track him, jumps in a lake to escape detection, well in the south that isn't to wise considering alligators, lets give that gator a medal for saving the tax payer's money.
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RE: Stupid criminals/Darwin award thread.
December 14, 2015 at 11:49 am
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2015 at 11:50 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Ha! Back in the day when gators were still on the list people would wade into the swamp to poach them with custom gigs. No boats, no guns...didn't want to get caught. Always made me laugh to hear about em on the news. Who wins, in a contest between Bubba armed with a length of galvanized pipe from Home Despot vs 4m of armor plated cretaceous killing machine, lol?
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