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AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
#71
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
What happened to my thread! Min pics and  poop jokes!!!

Confused Fall
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#72
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
1. It will be revealed that Keith Richards actually died in 1974, but was replaced by a replicant.
2. Rick Santorum will give up politics and will go on to become a groupie and go on tour with the Butthole Surfers.
3. Todd Akin and Ted Cruz will come out of the closet and get married.
4. Jello Biafra will change party affiliation to Republican, secure the presidential nomination and will choose Ted Nugent as his running mate.
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#73
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(December 19, 2015 at 3:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: 1. It will be revealed that Keith Richards actually died in 1974, but was replaced by a replicant.

I find your inside knowledge subversive when displayed on public forums like this. You may have to be terminated. I admonish you to not make comments that will displease The Overseer.


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#74
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(December 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Serious predictions:

1.  ISIS will suffer a series of major battlefield setbacks.

2.  Assad will remain in power by promising modest reforms and actually delivering on some of them.

3.  A comprehensive series of measures including (but not limited to) hybridization, new classes of pesticides and genetic 'tweaking' will arrest/reverse Colony Collapse Disorder, and the world honeybee population will begin to recover.

4.  Concomitant with #3, we will see the start of a new Agricultural Revolution, in which GM crops will play a significant role in ameliorating word hunger.

5.  A new species of primate will be discovered in the Indonesian archipelago.

6.  Mick Jagger will die (and people will be stunned that it wasn't Keith Richards).

7.  Organ transplants will become 100% effective - tissue rejection will cease to be an issue.

8. Sylvester Stallone will be nominated for an Academy Award for 'Creed' (he won't win).

9.  An archeological find in Italy will add immensely to our knowledge of Etruscan culture.

10.  Volkswagen will recover from the diesel-fixing scandal and will pass Toyota as the world's largest producer of motor vehicles.

(bonus prediction)  You'll all be stunned at how many of these predictions come off.  Smile

Boru

One half of the bolded prediction has come to pass. Since this gives me a current score of 0.5 out of 10, I hereby declare myself AF's Psychic In Residence. Personal fortunes told at reasonable rates.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#75
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(December 18, 2015 at 1:57 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 17, 2015 at 11:33 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Actually Min, I'd like to see what you look like. Can you post a picture of yourself here please?

I don't really have many posted on the web.  There's one somewhere in the forum photo thread....among the thousands.  This one is older - 2007 - but I haven't changed all that much.  The wife and I in the agora at Corinth. 

[Image: Trip07038.jpg]

You look a lot cuddlier than I pictured Big Grin
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If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
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#76
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(December 17, 2015 at 11:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Not everyone likes having doctors put things inside their butts. Smile

See, we are not making the right distinction here.  Some cold technical medical equipment isn't going to be any fun up your sphincter (unless you're playing doctor, of course) like the real deal shown here:

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Why, it's just crazy talk saying you wouldn't love having this brute tickling your innards !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#77
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
I predict that things will happen.
You're not an ugly person; you're a beautiful monkey.

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#78
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
I predict threads will be necroposted.

Oh wait, that's just like every other year.
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#79
RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
We find out that Trump was working for the Clintons all along. He deliberately ended his own campaign by saying dumb things about a wide range of topics but in particular, women's issues.
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#80
AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
(April 3, 2016 at 10:13 pm)AJW333 Wrote: We find out that Trump was working for the Clintons all along. He deliberately ended his own campaign by saying dumb things about a wide range of topics but in particular, women's issues.


Sometimes it appears this way but I'm not subscribing to a conspiracy theory.
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