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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 19, 2015 at 3:04 pm
1. It will be revealed that Keith Richards actually died in 1974, but was replaced by a replicant.
2. Rick Santorum will give up politics and will go on to become a groupie and go on tour with the Butthole Surfers.
3. Todd Akin and Ted Cruz will come out of the closet and get married.
4. Jello Biafra will change party affiliation to Republican, secure the presidential nomination and will choose Ted Nugent as his running mate.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
January 15, 2016 at 10:40 pm
(December 16, 2015 at 7:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Serious predictions:
1. ISIS will suffer a series of major battlefield setbacks.
2. Assad will remain in power by promising modest reforms and actually delivering on some of them.
3. A comprehensive series of measures including (but not limited to) hybridization, new classes of pesticides and genetic 'tweaking' will arrest/reverse Colony Collapse Disorder, and the world honeybee population will begin to recover.
4. Concomitant with #3, we will see the start of a new Agricultural Revolution, in which GM crops will play a significant role in ameliorating word hunger.
5. A new species of primate will be discovered in the Indonesian archipelago.
6. Mick Jagger will die (and people will be stunned that it wasn't Keith Richards).
7. Organ transplants will become 100% effective - tissue rejection will cease to be an issue.
8. Sylvester Stallone will be nominated for an Academy Award for 'Creed' (he won't win).
9. An archeological find in Italy will add immensely to our knowledge of Etruscan culture.
10. Volkswagen will recover from the diesel-fixing scandal and will pass Toyota as the world's largest producer of motor vehicles.
(bonus prediction) You'll all be stunned at how many of these predictions come off.
Boru
One half of the bolded prediction has come to pass. Since this gives me a current score of 0.5 out of 10, I hereby declare myself AF's Psychic In Residence. Personal fortunes told at reasonable rates.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
March 24, 2016 at 3:39 pm
I predict that things will happen.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
March 24, 2016 at 3:55 pm
I predict threads will be necroposted.
Oh wait, that's just like every other year.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
April 3, 2016 at 10:13 pm
We find out that Trump was working for the Clintons all along. He deliberately ended his own campaign by saying dumb things about a wide range of topics but in particular, women's issues.