AF members' psychic predictions for 2016

[Alex K]

What happened to my thread! Min pics and  poop jokes!!!

[Jackalope]

1. It will be revealed that Keith Richards actually died in 1974, but was replaced by a replicant.
2. Rick Santorum will give up politics and will go on to become a groupie and go on tour with the Butthole Surfers.
3. Todd Akin and Ted Cruz will come out of the closet and get married.
4. Jello Biafra will change party affiliation to Republican, secure the presidential nomination and will choose Ted Nugent as his running mate.

[Edwardo Piet]

1. It will be revealed that Keith Richards actually died in 1974, but was replaced by a replicant.

I find your inside knowledge subversive when displayed on public forums like this. You may have to be terminated. I admonish you to not make comments that will displease The Overseer.

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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Serious predictions:

1.  ISIS will suffer a series of major battlefield setbacks.

2.  Assad will remain in power by promising modest reforms and actually delivering on some of them.

3.  A comprehensive series of measures including (but not limited to) hybridization, new classes of pesticides and genetic 'tweaking' will arrest/reverse Colony Collapse Disorder, and the world honeybee population will begin to recover.

4.  Concomitant with #3, we will see the start of a new Agricultural Revolution, in which GM crops will play a significant role in ameliorating word hunger.

5.  A new species of primate will be discovered in the Indonesian archipelago.

6.  Mick Jagger will die (and people will be stunned that it wasn't Keith Richards).

7.  Organ transplants will become 100% effective - tissue rejection will cease to be an issue.

8. Sylvester Stallone will be nominated for an Academy Award for 'Creed' (he won't win).

9.  An archeological find in Italy will add immensely to our knowledge of Etruscan culture.

10.  Volkswagen will recover from the diesel-fixing scandal and will pass Toyota as the world's largest producer of motor vehicles.

(bonus prediction)  You'll all be stunned at how many of these predictions come off.  

Boru

One half of the bolded prediction has come to pass. Since this gives me a current score of 0.5 out of 10, I hereby declare myself AF's Psychic In Residence. Personal fortunes told at reasonable rates.

Boru

[Iroscato]

Actually Min, I'd like to see what you look like. Can you post a picture of yourself here please?

I don't really have many posted on the web.  There's one somewhere in the forum photo thread....among the thousands.  This one is older - 2007 - but I haven't changed all that much.  The wife and I in the agora at Corinth. 

You look a lot cuddlier than I pictured

[vorlon13]

Not everyone likes having doctors put things inside their butts.

See, we are not making the right distinction here.  Some cold technical medical equipment isn't going to be any fun up your sphincter (unless you're playing doctor, of course) like the real deal shown here:




Why, it's just crazy talk saying you wouldn't love having this brute tickling your innards !!

[The Atheist]

I predict that things will happen.

[Jackalope]

I predict threads will be necroposted.

Oh wait, that's just like every other year.

[AJW333]

We find out that Trump was working for the Clintons all along. He deliberately ended his own campaign by saying dumb things about a wide range of topics but in particular, women's issues.

[KUSA]

We find out that Trump was working for the Clintons all along. He deliberately ended his own campaign by saying dumb things about a wide range of topics but in particular, women's issues.

Sometimes it appears this way but I'm not subscribing to a conspiracy theory.