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The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm
(December 23, 2015 at 5:41 pm)Evie Wrote: Gynecological Argument?

God's a pussy?

How about an olfactory argument for the existence of God? He stinks.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: December 23, 2015 at 5:43 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Scatological Argument?

God is a piece of shit?
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Or the Ornithological Argument. Giving God the bird...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Perhaps a dental argument. It could start with, "I'd rather endure root canal . . ."
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 8:27 pm
1. God is perfect
2. God can only make perfect things
3. The universe is not as perfect as God
4. Therefor, God did not make the universe
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 23, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Orthogonal argument: you can only see god if you tilt your head at just the right angle.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 4:45 am
Octagonal argument:

Everything God made is important. So the number 8 is important. Therefor there must be 8 universes. This is a contradiction in terms, so god is a fucktart.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 5:04 am
(December 24, 2015 at 4:45 am)robvalue Wrote: Octagonal argument:

Everything God made is important. So the number 8 is important. Therefor there must be 8 universes. This is a contradiction in terms, so god is a fucktart.

Are you saying god is Bel Shamaroth the bringer of eight?



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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 5:47 am
The numberwang argument against the existence of God:

2.
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RE: The Oncological Argument against the existence of God
December 24, 2015 at 5:49 am
(December 24, 2015 at 5:47 am)pool Wrote: The numberwang argument against the existence of God:

2.

That's Godwang!
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