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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 7:57 am
(December 24, 2015 at 2:53 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: This is the Christmas season, and I am here to wish you all a very Merry Christmas.
I am so sorry you don't have the Lord in your life, and thus cannot enjoy Christmas in the way a Christian can.
Without Jesus to celebrate, you just have a bunch of tinsel, snow,elves reindeer and fattening foods. It can all be taken away tomorrow, but Jesus is forever.
I know all of you have sadnesses and struggles you deal with daily. You have a friend who can help and support you during these difficult, snowy times, and His name is Jesus. Don't be afraid for having hurt his feeling so.
On this the eve of his birthday, get down on your knees and say "Jesus, I trust in you!!!". He will be your friend and companion, and give you friendship like none other!!!!
Why couldn't you just leave it at the first line? Even for a self-confessed poe, you really had to go full-on condescending cunt, didn't you?
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 8:01 am
(December 24, 2015 at 2:53 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: [...]
On this the eve of his birthday, get down on your knees and say "Jesus, I trust in you!!!". He will be your friend and companion, and give you friendship like none other!!!!
Will he suck my d*ck, though? I'm only interested in friendship with benefits. And if so - shouldn't HE get down on his knees?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 8:08 am
I'd call you a cocksucker, TC, but I quite like cocksuckers.
TL;DR- Fuck off.
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 12:51 pm
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 1:06 pm
(December 25, 2015 at 12:51 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Personally, I think all that stuff, Santa, elves, presents etc. are fine as long as we remember the reason for the season:
Axial tilt.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 1:24 pm
Merry Winter Solstice
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 3:13 pm
You probably just want to put a dick in someone's mouth, OP.
POE POE POE.
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 25, 2015 at 3:17 pm
(December 25, 2015 at 3:13 pm)Pandæmonium Wrote: You probably just want to put a dick in someone's mouth, OP.
POE POE POE.
Isn't that the ultimate level of faith? The other person might bite it off.
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 27, 2015 at 7:50 am
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Merry xmas...
*looks at watch* oh shit... I'm 2 days behind... god dammit -_-
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians! 
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RE: Merry Christmas One and all!
December 27, 2015 at 8:04 am
Now that, people, is how you do drunk. 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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