No words for this

[LadyForCamus]

Yes...non-consensual butthole tickling is a rampant problem in our society.  We must raise awareness of this crime starting today!

Is it? I thought this was just a horrible anomaly! Okay we totally need to raise awareness. T-Shirts? "Non-Consentual-Butt-ticklers "No thanks!""?

Lol, this was just the tip of the iceberg! There are underground butthole ticklers everywhere. They could be your neighbor or coworker! I like the t-shirt idea. Add a picture to reinforce our fervor over this issue?

[Edwardo Piet]

We need signs to wave in people's faces to warn them about butt-ticklers that they don't consent to, visiting them in the night.

It's worse than the boogeyman.

[vorlon13]

I usually start by chortling the testicles . . .

[brewer]

Someone needs to develop a butt tickler app. That way the ticklers and ticklees can hook up easier.

[Edwardo Piet]

Definitely. That'll solve this very common and not remotely unusual problem of non-consensual butthole ticklers who break into your homes.

[Mystical]

This is being put on my list of "favorite news headlines". Right behind this one!

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/drunk-woman-a...-painting/

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Ps, OP: It's not advised to drop a link with no discussion or explanation for a thread. There are threads for links like this one, believe me I've made some myself!. Perhaps Next time say something with it like," <<link butthole tickler>> then Discuss. Or ask a question like, "why do you think this guy likes to tickle peoples' buttholes? Or what would you do if you woke up to this dude tickling your butthole?"

[Edwardo Piet]

Okay. That isn't as serious at all, the painting probably enjoyed it.

[brewer]

$10,000 damage? Why do they speculate that the alterations didn't effect the value in a positive way? An improvement? To own a punched/pissed painting might be alluring to some.

[abaris]

I got to hand it to Americans. You've got the most curious criminals on this planet. I remember, must have been couple of years back, another one was making headlines. His particular weakness were porta johns, where he wiggled into the tanks underneath to watch people taking a shit. So he was literally lying in shit, just to get his rocks off. He was caught when a girl complained to her parents that a head was poking out of the toilet.

[Mystical]

If you think that's bad.. That's not bad. American criminals are insane!. Literally. My sister works as a nurse in a jail.. So she'd know. Her first week in, someone we had attended highschool with (and worked at the grocery store with), came in. He was a rapist. He couldn't help it, he raped. But so he would punish himself.. By shoving jagged objects up his urethra. Having him say "Hello Linzie" must have been creepy as hell but she actually wasn't too phased; she'd spent an internship in the psych side of the jail and let's just say, poor poor farm animals! Mind you, this was in a state smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt and farming community. In the cities we have gang wars and drugs/liquor are so prevalent everywhere to the point that I'd say 8/10 of my family is addicted to alcohol or drugs. Prescription or not.
Americans mental health is a travesty, and everyone is self medicating in their own ways. Its for this reason I don't believe we are a first world country much less "the greatest in the world" like we are taught!
I'm going to stop ranting now. :}