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This is the message I just got on Facebook
December 31, 2015 at 10:35 am
I hate Facebook...I deactivated my account years ago, and it was a GREAT decision.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
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RE: This is the message I just got on Facebook
December 31, 2015 at 11:11 am
I am adept at translating moron-fundie-speak, so allow me to clarify Frank's message: You are a douchebag for not sharing my invisible friend with me. I secretly hope your children become so seriously ill you cry out to God for help. And of course, when your prayers aren't answered, it won't be because my invisible friend isn't real but because you are a douchebag who doesn't share my invisible friend, you atheist piece of shit! I hope you burn in hell. Oh, and Jesus loves you.
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RE: This is the message I just got on Facebook
December 31, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Well, it's a step up from the more common 'I hope your children get sick so you have to call out to God'.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.