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This is the message I just got on Facebook
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This is the message I just got on Facebook
I hate Facebook...I deactivated my account years ago, and it was a GREAT decision.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: This is the message I just got on Facebook
I am adept at translating moron-fundie-speak, so allow me to clarify Frank's message: You are a douchebag for not sharing my invisible friend with me. I secretly hope your children become so seriously ill you cry out to God for help. And of course, when your prayers aren't answered, it won't be because my invisible friend isn't real but because you are a douchebag who doesn't share my invisible friend, you atheist piece of shit! I hope you burn in hell. Oh, and Jesus loves you.
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This is the message I just got on Facebook
(December 31, 2015 at 11:11 am)Crossless1 Wrote: I am adept at translating moron-fundie-speak, so allow me to clarify Frank's message: You are a douchebag for not sharing my invisible friend with me. I secretly hope your children become so seriously ill you cry out to God for help. And of course, when your prayers aren't answered, it won't be because my invisible friend isn't real but because you are a douchebag who doesn't share my invisible friend, you atheist piece of shit! I hope you burn in hell. Oh, and Jesus loves you.

Hahaha. Classic
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RE: This is the message I just got on Facebook
Well, it's a step up from the more common 'I hope your children get sick so you have to call out to God'.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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This is the message I just got on Facebook
(December 31, 2015 at 12:04 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Well, it's a step up from the more common 'I hope your children get sick so you have to call out to God'.

It still retains the assumption that atheists will inevitably turn to their god when they face a hardship in life, because you know, doctors don't save lives, god does.
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This is the message I just got on Facebook
(December 31, 2015 at 9:31 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Umm shouldn't this belong in the humour section

If it does, I apologize for the misplacement.

The formatting on Tapatalk is terrible, and I've never actually visited this forum outside of Tapatalk except for when I initially signed up. I'm just not very familiar with the structure of the forum.
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