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Ask a patient in a psychiatric facility
#61
RE: Ask a patient in a psychiatric facility
Jesus can't go to Vancouver. There's a hippie shield that keeps him out.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#62
RE: Ask a patient in a psychiatric facility
(January 4, 2016 at 12:08 am)KUSA Wrote: Have you found Jesus yet?

Not that I'm aware of. As far as I know, my reasoning faculties are sufficiently intact.

Oddly enough, despite being an Christian hospital, they didn't even offer a chapel service today. May as well be a secular hospital.
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#63
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(January 4, 2016 at 12:14 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Jesus can't go to Vancouver. There's a hippie shield that keeps him out.

You're obviously thinking of Portland. Vancouver is Portland's incestuous redneck uncle-brother.
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#64
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Are you actually in a mental ward right now, tentacled wonder?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#65
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Sure as shit.
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#66
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I was under the impression that the entire Pacific Northwest was under a hippie-hipster conglomerate sheild of flower crowns and weed smoke.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#67
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I am not good at guess work, because you seem reasonably sane to me always, so why are you there?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#68
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Go back to the beginning of this thread.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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#69
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(January 4, 2016 at 12:21 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Go back to the beginning of this thread.

I see.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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Ask a patient in a psychiatric facility
Are these as comfortable as they look?
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