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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
RonaldReagansGhost666 Offline
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#3561
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 4:15 pm
Banned for being named after a dirty bottom-feeder.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 4:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2013 at 4:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Banned for not realizing that catfish are the chuck fucking norris's'es'is of freshwater.

http://www.chucksoffroadadventures.com/c...in-europe/
-The study, conducted largely by scientists from the University of Toulouse, is titled “Freshwater Killer Whales” and describes the beaching behavior of European catfish on the River Tarn in France. The study’s abstract section states: “Among a total of 45 beaching behaviors observed and filmed, 28 percent were successful in bird capture.”-

Seriously...check out that youtube.....
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#3563
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Banned you all for using the mobile theme on April fools.
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catfish Offline
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#3564
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 5:29 pm
Banned for not realising that some of us are just immune to their shenanigans...
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:14 pm
Banned for being an athiest and not knowing it yet Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:34 pm
(April 1, 2013 at 8:14 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Banned for being an athiest and not knowing it yet Tongue

Banned for misspelling atheist.

* Nine thanks spell check for catching that one Tongue
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#3567
RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:39 pm
Bow ties, need I say more???
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2013 at 8:42 pm by Nine.)
(April 1, 2013 at 8:39 pm)catfish Wrote: Bow ties, need I say more???
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I know, bow ties are cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPGTizdGwSc

Anyway. Banned for the time my cat ate my pet fish which I named speedy. Not after it was dead that would be weird. It was called speedy before it died. If I named it afterwards I'd call it floppy or boney or something.
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:44 pm
Banned for naming a pet fish speedy, then letting your cat eat him?

And for banning me for being dislexicWink

Just joking I'm not.

But I did realize yesterday that I've been spelling Atheist wrong since before I was one Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Ban the loser above you.
April 1, 2013 at 8:46 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2013 at 8:46 pm by catfish.)
Banned for being more advanced than I was. I couldn't read till I was four. Sad
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