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I am new!
The Valkyrie Offline
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#61
RE: I am new!
January 20, 2016 at 11:31 pm
(January 20, 2016 at 8:50 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Hello Jello,  You'd make a great desert.........and...um.....mmm....jello.........

I blacked out, What happened? I didn't eat Jello did I?!

Not in the way you think, no. Tongue

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RE: I am new!
January 20, 2016 at 11:47 pm
(January 20, 2016 at 11:31 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 20, 2016 at 8:50 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Hello Jello,  You'd make a great desert.........and...um.....mmm....jello.........

I blacked out, What happened? I didn't eat Jello did I?!

Not in the way you think, no. Tongue

Oh My... I'm usually not that adventurous on the first date.
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#63
RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 11:57 am
(January 20, 2016 at 11:10 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I want to eat you. D:

No, you must appreciate the Jello-y cuteness without tasting! Tongue
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#64
RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm
Quote:In 1897, in LeRoy, New York, carpenter and cough syrup manufacturer, Pearle Bixby Wait trademarked a gelatin dessert, called Jell-O. He and his wife May added strawberry, raspberry, orange and lemon flavoring to granulated gelatin and sugar.
No yer not!
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RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 11:57 am)Jello Wrote:
(January 20, 2016 at 11:10 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I want to eat you. D:

No, you must appreciate the Jello-y cuteness without tasting! Tongue

Not even a little? Sad
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January 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 11:57 am)Jello Wrote: No, you must appreciate the Jello-y cuteness without tasting! Tongue

Not even a little?  Sad

Not even a smidge!
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#67
RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 2:31 pm
You've been here 2.5 weeks. Are you covered? Tupperware? Saran Wrap?

If not, after this amount of time I'd expect that you would be getting pretty stiff. Defeinite shrinkage. Maybe even cracking.
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RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 2:44 pm
(January 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm)Jello Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Not even a little?  Sad

Not even a smidge!

"smidge" means "not all"

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January 21, 2016 at 2:59 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 3:00 pm by Jello.)
(January 21, 2016 at 2:44 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(January 21, 2016 at 2:19 pm)Jello Wrote: Not even a smidge!

"smidge" means "not all"

Shhhh. I know i'm totally not using it in a helpful way. Tongue
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RE: I am new!
January 21, 2016 at 6:50 pm
(January 20, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Jello Wrote:
(January 20, 2016 at 6:30 pm)Luckie Wrote: Welcome!

I tried to make jello once. ONce. Didn't turn out that well, now I just buy jello in a cup. ^_^
There are lots and lots of Europeans around here! I thought us Americans were the minority? At one point we mapped everyone, but I'm sure I've banned like 75% of them by now.. Ah well, you're safe for now. Till I get hungry, that is.. Wink

Haha Tongue
For a Jello, i like eating Jello a lot. I think i need help >.> 

Well, it's nice to be here, i'll try not to get banned Tongue

So you're a.. A cannibal? Shock

Don't answer that, I'd rather not know.

Don't worry Jello, I think my ban record is at one. One single member. I just like scaring newbies for fun sometimes.. I still can't believe they made me a mod in the first place! Baha.

Random question: is there such thing as yellow jello?
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