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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
#11
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
They had belly buttons.That's how they received the delightfully nourishing love and favor of the Almighty. And their belly buttons were outties prior to yadda, yadda, yadda. 

Later, their navels protracted because of their disobedience; a symbolic display of God withdrawing his approval. That's why most humans have innies to this very day. Only the Very Special and Highly Favored have outties now: God knows they won't Him cry.

But yeah, they definitely had 'em. Yep.
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#12
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
(January 10, 2016 at 3:11 am)Thena323 Wrote: They had belly buttons.That's how they received the delightfully nourishing love and favor of the Almighty. And their belly buttons were outties prior to yadda, yadda, yadda. 

Later, their navels protracted because of their disobedience; a symbolic display of God withdrawing his approval. That's why most humans have innies to this very day. Only the Very Special and Highly Favored have outties now: God knows they won't Him cry.

But yeah, they definitely had 'em. Yep.
I'm a fundamentalist Christian and I believe that adam and eve gained belly buttons when they committed original sin.
Which is better:
To die with ignorance, or to live with intelligence?

Truth doesn't accommodate to personal opinions.
The choice is yours. 
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#13
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
The belly button was pre planned by god with a future purpose. The collection repository for lint once shirts came along. What a swell guy.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#14
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
If there was a God, this is what his Ego would be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CnAsdQiGzs
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#15
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Bellybuttons are the punishment for talking to reptiles. Don't listen to snakes, kids.
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#16
RE: Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
(January 10, 2016 at 3:38 am)Heat Wrote: I'm a fundamentalist Christian and I believe that adam and eve gained belly buttons when they committed original sin.

So when did Adam get nipples?
Before or after Eve?

Original sin and flooding seems to be an unexplained catchall rationalization for nearly everything.
Is original sin responsible for predictive dialers?
I'd say yes....except that original sin only happens in fiction.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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