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Stupid slogans on church signs
#31
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(August 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I saw a creepy one today at a church:

Come back.
I miss you.

-God
Shouldn't have kicked the newbs out of the garden then...
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#32
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
[Image: god-is-a-hard-act-to-follow-19680-1261065492-4.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#33
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
Rural Kentucky and I drive by so many. Most are mundane.

Worst I saw was " You catch 'em , God cleans 'em". I like to fish so that one hurt my fashion sense.

Best one was " There is no "Stop, Drop , and Roll in Hell!" Gotta admit that is funny Sometimes even Baptists can be seen at the liquor store.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#34
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
[Image: snow-prayer-sign.jpg]

WTF Church!?!

[Image: crazychurchsign2.jpg]

Really guys?

[Image: 834cf9af8aceed3561e202401781ea05.jpg]
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
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#35
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(August 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: [Image: snow-prayer-sign.jpg]

WTF Church!?!

[Image: crazychurchsign2.jpg]

Really guys?

[Image: 834cf9af8aceed3561e202401781ea05.jpg]

These are hilarious and I wouldn't put it past some churches to put up some double entendres - but the skeptic in me wonders if some of these are photo-shopped.
Either way, they're a good laugh. Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
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#36
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(January 12, 2016 at 5:58 pm)Aegon Wrote: I live a little bit away from the only church whose signs I really enjoy.

Example:

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I used to live near a church with signs I always loved. The onr I remember most "A loose tongue can fit into tight places" Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#37
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(January 12, 2016 at 2:49 pm)Old Baby Wrote: "I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you....   -God" 

The punchline of that one is that the sign was on a busy highway.
Hahaha,
"I'm on a highway to god (x2)"
-AC/DC
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#38
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(January 12, 2016 at 6:53 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2014 at 12:59 am)Losty Wrote: [Image: am4el.jpg]via Imgflip Meme Maker
That's a little personal.
You don't have to go down in my basement. - Dan Barker

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. - Delos McKown
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#39
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
(August 22, 2016 at 11:51 pm)Exfundy Wrote: That's a little personal.

You can tell me in PM if you want Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#40
RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
The correct answer is usually: "Less often than a particular turtle, unless you're female." in my experience.
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