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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 10:31 pm
(August 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I saw a creepy one today at a church:
Come back.
I miss you.
-God
Shouldn't have kicked the newbs out of the garden then...
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 10:34 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 10:45 pm
Rural Kentucky and I drive by so many. Most are mundane.
Worst I saw was " You catch 'em , God cleans 'em". I like to fish so that one hurt my fashion sense.
Best one was " There is no "Stop, Drop , and Roll in Hell!" Gotta admit that is funny Sometimes even Baptists can be seen at the liquor store.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 18, 2016 at 10:52 pm
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WTF Church!?!
Really guys?
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 22, 2016 at 11:51 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 6:53 pm)Losty Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 12:59 am)Losty Wrote: via Imgflip Meme Maker
That's a little personal.
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RE: Stupid slogans on church signs
August 23, 2016 at 12:07 am
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The correct answer is usually: "Less often than a particular turtle, unless you're female." in my experience.