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Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
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That's the lamest story I've ever seen. With Jesus on a piece of toast , at least you have a yummy toast...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (January 19, 2016 at 12:12 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:(January 18, 2016 at 3:22 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: ??? So the brainless wack-job that cobbled together this crappy Photoshop example and made up this ridiculous story to go with it wasn't lying? You get Heaven Points™ for "Lying for Jesus"©.  (January 19, 2016 at 12:55 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:(January 19, 2016 at 12:12 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: No, I think they call it "helping Jesus along" or something. Considering a lot of theists think that either god put a lot of 'false evidence' in the universe to test people's faith, or allowed Satan to do it, it's not really surprising.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
That OP is a poe and doesn't know it!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (January 18, 2016 at 7:36 pm)Iroscato Wrote: "4 billion miles" would put heaven comfortably in the outer solar system. If true, I say we give America all of the money to build up a space armada and invade. For science!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Can't wait to see what happens when they discover it's Kolob.
Pat Mustard
Previous username: GUBU God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (January 18, 2016 at 9:15 pm)Beccs Wrote:(January 18, 2016 at 7:36 pm)Iroscato Wrote: "4 billion miles" would put heaven comfortably in the outer solar system. If true, I say we give America all of the money to build up a space armada and invade. I can't help but think of Pastor Richards from GTA:VC urging his flock to give him all their mony so he could build his giant rocket/statue and invade.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
Home  (January 18, 2016 at 3:15 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(January 18, 2016 at 2:59 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Isn't it amazing, the lengths xtians will go to: including deliberate, obvious, LIES to prove that their gawd exists?They don’t lie. They just say whatever they think is necessary to convince people with no regard for whether it’s true or not. This is "bullshit" the difference between a liar and a bullshitter is that a liar will not tell the truth whereas a bullshitter will say something, not caring if it's the truth, as long as it supports their point. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 20, 2016 at 9:00 pm
(This post was last modified: January 20, 2016 at 9:00 pm by ignoramus.)
I just want to ask the tards one question.
Is that heaven or is the earth 6000 years old? Pick one, as they are mutually exclusive.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: Eureka! Hubble Space TTelescope Finds Heaven
January 21, 2016 at 1:54 am
(This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 1:57 am by MTL.)
(January 17, 2016 at 3:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote: I can't tell if it's terrifying or adorable reading the debate over what heaven looks like. It's almost indistinguishable from a hardcore LOTR discussion forum. On a side note, An acquaintance of mine, who is NOT into Tolkien, whatsoever, made me laugh when she expressed how much she hated LOTR: She summarized the first of the three movies, "The Fellowship of the Ring" as, " ...three hours of a group of people walking around, looking worried. " |
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