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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
Edwardo Piet Away
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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm
FSM works in mysterious ways.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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#3
RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm
Joe Pesci would kick jesus' ass.
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm
And Jesus would get off on it. Pent up little virgin that he is.

He somehow got Mary pregnant so she could give birth to him without Mary losing her virginity. So I was wondering..... Maybe Jesus' father (who was also Jesus somehow) just went to the clinic and left a sample or something and then Mary visited it?
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 1:39 am
Everybody. please, have some respect!

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 1:42 am
Smug laughter.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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February 6, 2016 at 1:43 am
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 3:46 am
Being "wired for faith" is nothing like having a house with wires connecting up your TV so you can watch it. It's like having wires that don't meet up, so your TV isn't connected to anything, but you still "watch" it and convince yourself you're seeing something other than a blank screen.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?
February 6, 2016 at 3:48 am
In other words it's boring as fuck? Big Grin
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