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Lenten Resolutions?

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Lenten Resolutions?
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#81
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 12:57 pm
Oh, wait! I can give up lentils then. Or can I? Technically it would just be the same.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 9:14 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2016 at 9:16 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 10, 2016 at 12:45 pm)robvalue Wrote: I even miss just eating a raw carrot, something I never particularly cared about when was able to.

That's absolutely one of the perks of being the eldest of 5 children. When my younger brothers and sisters still believed in Santa, I could play the part of the reindeer as well as Santa. We always left a mince pie and a carrot on a plate in the living room on Xmas Eve...

... and not only could I eat the mince pie and leave a massively unnecessary amount of crumbs deliberately on the plate just so it was obvious that Santa had eaten it (Seriously how fucking messy is Santa supposed to be?) but I could also take a free bite out of the raw carrot so it looked more convincing than just cutting the end off ('twas supposed to be for the reindeer).

As an older brother I got to play the fussy reindeer that only took a tiny bite of carrot and extremely-messy-bastard-Santa-Claus. It was great Big Grin
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 10:20 pm


"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm
Hey, I remember these!

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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 10, 2016 at 11:43 pm
(February 10, 2016 at 10:57 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
Hey, I remember these!

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TC family portraits. That's cute. Angel
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 12:06 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2016 at 12:28 am by Athene.)
TC with a couple of his favorite action figures: Note how he dutifully concealed the dollies'  naughty parts. 
Psst,TC.....You forgot the bewbies!

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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 12:28 am
That's not disturbing at all...

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#88
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 1:30 am
Hey, if I had a pencil shoved up my ass, I guess I'd be a troll too.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 2:35 am
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 3:00 am
(February 11, 2016 at 1:30 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Hey, if I had a pencil shoved up my ass, I guess I'd be a troll too.

I'm guessing you'd find sitting somewhat uncomfortable.
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