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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 25, 2016 at 10:19 am
Just A/S/K and the holy spirit will come to you! If it doesn't, you did it wrong.
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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 25, 2016 at 10:56 am
(February 24, 2016 at 9:37 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh dear...
Fucking infinite regress? 
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 25, 2016 at 12:08 pm
(February 25, 2016 at 9:49 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote: (February 25, 2016 at 2:24 am)Cecelia Wrote: Don't know why I do this to myself, but here's another one I found:
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Oh good gawd, that's even better than the brilliantly shining ass who insisted (a couple of years ago) that the Grand Canyon could have been carved overnight, just because gullies were formed anywhere in Florida (much less a piled-up urban subdivision) after one stormy day! Wish I could remember the name of that fool, so that I could have fun following what he's done since.
VenomFangX? He's said that The Flood™ could have carved out the Grand Canyon in five minutes.
And yeah, this is precisely on par with the thing about solar panels using up all the Sun.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 25, 2016 at 12:42 pm
man, that shit makes my brain hurt
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 25, 2016 at 3:11 pm
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Maybe our oceans are periodically replenished with the water stripped off other planets by solar winds?
It's raining most of the time, after all. ARE YOU SAYING IT DOESN'T RAIN????
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 27, 2016 at 5:00 pm
My fav:
Q: How can god be good if he allows childeren to die from cancer?
A: God might have moral sufficient reason to allow it.
Q: So god might have moral sufficient reasons to allow abortions?
A: No, that is not in gods nature.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 27, 2016 at 6:56 pm
Can fetuses get cancer? I suppose it happens.
Wonder how that fit's in with God's plan ?
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