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WTF?
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February 17, 2016 at 1:22 pm
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February 17, 2016 at 1:49 pm
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February 17, 2016 at 1:59 pm (This post was last modified: February 17, 2016 at 1:59 pm by Divinity.)
Pfft, I have it on good authority that God took Antonin Scalia because he was Anti-gay marriage and God wants gay marriage to stay. It's obvious. I mean he could have easily taken Ginsberg if he wanted Ted Cruz to be President. Republicans would be SALIVATING at the idea of replacing a liberal justice with one of their fuckups. So God killed Scalia so Obama could replace him with a pro-gay marriage justice. God loves Gay Marriage. That much should be clear to everyone by now.
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February 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm
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February 17, 2016 at 2:15 pm
More like, how can an all-powerful deity not find a way to advance his agenda without someone dying?

And more to the point -- what moral convolutions will his followers entertain in order to inject their beliefs into the unlikeliest of places?

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February 17, 2016 at 2:22 pm
It's a blood god, after all.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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February 17, 2016 at 2:35 pm
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February 17, 2016 at 2:40 pm
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February 17, 2016 at 2:54 pm
(February 17, 2016 at 1:59 pm)Divinity Wrote: Pfft, I have it on good authority that God took Antonin Scalia because he was Anti-gay marriage and God wants gay marriage to stay.  It's obvious.  I mean he could have easily taken Ginsberg if he wanted Ted Cruz to be President.  Republicans would be SALIVATING at the idea of replacing a liberal justice with one of their fuckups.  So God killed Scalia so Obama could replace him with a pro-gay marriage justice.  God loves Gay Marriage.  That much should be clear to everyone by now.

How do we know God pulled Scalia's card? Scalia'a death would seem to benefit Obama's agenda more so than God's.
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