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WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
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WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
I didn't hear anything like this during my Catholic upbringing? Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but this is a new term for me. I googled it and read a bunch of spooky shit about demons and whatnot, but I couldn't find anything like a dictionary definition. So what is it?
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
Vodka!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
(December 13, 2017 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Vodka!

I prefer rum! (Draws sword)
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
(December 13, 2017 at 2:39 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(December 13, 2017 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Vodka!

I prefer rum! (Draws sword)

I have a couple of nice katanas (that's not a euphemism, you degenerates).

Remember, there can be only one.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
(December 13, 2017 at 2:39 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(December 13, 2017 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Vodka!

I prefer rum! (Draws sword)

But it's always gone. Because the vodka lovers stole it!
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
I guess we all have bad days.

Gave up spirits a long time ago,

Real Ale warfare for me now.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
Spiritual Warfare: The Evangelical-approved term of art for 'drama queens who pretend to be into some really serious shit'.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
I don't even know what spiritual means.

Must be under a demon or summit like that.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
(December 13, 2017 at 2:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I didn't hear anything like this during my Catholic upbringing? Maybe I wasn't paying attention, but this is a new term for me. I googled it and read a bunch of spooky shit about demons and whatnot, but I couldn't find anything like a dictionary definition. So what is it?

Maybe it's smearing "satan" on disbelief and declaring war on it. At least believers pay taxes and are sober usually.
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RE: WTF is Spiritual Warfare?
(December 13, 2017 at 3:03 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: At least believers pay taxes and are sober usually.

Two more reasons why belief is not a good fit for me.

(I think you were onto something with the Satan-smearing thing.)
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