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WTF?
#1
WTF?
Okay - Glenn Beck is batshit crazy and a fucking mormon to boot but what kind of inept god does he envision?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/glenn-be...ite-house/


Quote:Glenn Beck: God had to kill Antonin Scalia to help put Ted Cruz in the White House

So 'god' can't think of any other way to influence an election except to kill someone?  Why does someone always have to die around this motherfucker?
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#2
RE: WTF?
(February 17, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Okay - Glenn Beck is batshit crazy and a fucking mormon to boot but what kind of inept god does he envision?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/glenn-be...ite-house/


Quote:Glenn Beck: God had to kill Antonin Scalia to help put Ted Cruz in the White House

So 'god' can't think of any other way to influence an election except to kill someone?  Why does someone always have to die around this motherfucker?

Getting nervous that he is getting ready to pull your card?
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#3
RE: WTF?
Pfft, I have it on good authority that God took Antonin Scalia because he was Anti-gay marriage and God wants gay marriage to stay. It's obvious. I mean he could have easily taken Ginsberg if he wanted Ted Cruz to be President. Republicans would be SALIVATING at the idea of replacing a liberal justice with one of their fuckups. So God killed Scalia so Obama could replace him with a pro-gay marriage justice. God loves Gay Marriage. That much should be clear to everyone by now.
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#4
RE: WTF?
(February 17, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Okay - Glenn Beck is batshit crazy and a fucking mormon to boot but what kind of inept god does he envision?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/glenn-be...ite-house/


Quote:Glenn Beck: God had to kill Antonin Scalia to help put Ted Cruz in the White House

So 'god' can't think of any other way to influence an election except to kill someone?  Why does someone always have to die around this motherfucker?

Well yeah, Yahweh needs to involve killing in all his solutions. Blood for the blood god, and all that. You know?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#5
RE: WTF?
More like, how can an all-powerful deity not find a way to advance his agenda without someone dying?

And more to the point -- what moral convolutions will his followers entertain in order to inject their beliefs into the unlikeliest of places?

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#6
RE: WTF?
It's a blood god, after all.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#7
RE: WTF?
(February 17, 2016 at 1:49 pm)Drich Wrote:
(February 17, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Okay - Glenn Beck is batshit crazy and a fucking mormon to boot but what kind of inept god does he envision?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/glenn-be...ite-house/



So 'god' can't think of any other way to influence an election except to kill someone?  Why does someone always have to die around this motherfucker?

Getting nervous that he is getting ready to pull your card?

He can pull my fucking dick, drippy.  And so can you.
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RE: WTF?
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#10
RE: WTF?
(February 17, 2016 at 1:59 pm)Divinity Wrote: Pfft, I have it on good authority that God took Antonin Scalia because he was Anti-gay marriage and God wants gay marriage to stay.  It's obvious.  I mean he could have easily taken Ginsberg if he wanted Ted Cruz to be President.  Republicans would be SALIVATING at the idea of replacing a liberal justice with one of their fuckups.  So God killed Scalia so Obama could replace him with a pro-gay marriage justice.  God loves Gay Marriage.  That much should be clear to everyone by now.

How do we know God pulled Scalia's card? Scalia'a death would seem to benefit Obama's agenda more so than God's.
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