My best chess finish ever! :D

[bennyboy]

I hereby give myself the top brilliance prize for the following game! (listed in .pgn format)

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2016.03.02"]
[White "bennyboy"]
[Black ""]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1669"]
[BlackElo "1650"]
[TimeControl "1|0"]
[Termination "bennyboy won by checkmate"]
1.e4 e6
2.Nf3 c5
3.d4 cxd4
4.Nxd4 Bc5
5.Nb3 Bb6
6.Be2 Nc6
7.O-O Nf6
8.Nc3 O-O
9.a4 a6
10.a5 Bc7
11.f4 e5
12.f5 Bd6
13.g4 Bb4
14.g5 Bxc3
15.gxf6 Bd4+
16.Nxd4 Nxd4
17.fxg7 Kxg7
18.Bh5 Rg8
19.Kh1 Kf8
20.c3 Nc6
21.Bh6+ Ke8
22.Qb3 Qe7
23.Rg1 Rh8
24.Bg5 Qf8
25.Bf6 Rg8
26.Rxg8 Qxg8
27.Rg1 Qf8
28.Bxf7+ Qxf7
29.Rg8+ Qxg8
30.Qxg8#
1-0

[robvalue]

Nice. I'll play it out next time I get my board out.

Theist: P-K5

Me: You can't do that.

Theist: P-K5

Me: I just said, you can't do that.

Theist: P-K5

Me: For fuck's sake man! That's an illegal move. Do you want me to go over the rules again?

Theist: I know the rules.

Me: OK. Then play properly.

Theist: P-K5

Me: Fuck this.

[Jehanne]

I hereby give myself the top brilliance prize for the following game! (listed in .pgn format)

[Event "Live Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2016.03.02"]
[White "bennyboy"]
[Black ""]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1669"]
[BlackElo "1650"]
[TimeControl "1|0"]
[Termination "bennyboy won by checkmate"]
1.e4 e6
2.Nf3 c5
3.d4 cxd4
4.Nxd4 Bc5
5.Nb3 Bb6
6.Be2 Nc6
7.O-O Nf6
8.Nc3 O-O
9.a4 a6
10.a5 Bc7
11.f4 e5
12.f5 Bd6
13.g4 Bb4
14.g5 Bxc3
15.gxf6 Bd4+
16.Nxd4 Nxd4
17.fxg7 Kxg7
18.Bh5 Rg8
19.Kh1 Kf8
20.c3 Nc6
21.Bh6+ Ke8
22.Qb3 Qe7
23.Rg1 Rh8
24.Bg5 Qf8
25.Bf6 Rg8
26.Rxg8 Qxg8
27.Rg1 Qf8
28.Bxf7+ Qxf7
29.Rg8+ Qxg8
30.Qxg8#
1-0

Did you play against a computer or a human?

[ignoramus]

He played with the hairless neanderthal.



hehe

[robvalue]

I beat a grand master the other day. I annihilated him, smashed him into the ground.

I should have offered to play chess with him really. Wasted opportunity.

Have you funky guys seen this?

http://youtu.be/rIAXIubSTkc

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Here's a chess puzzler (and no, I don't play):  A novice player makes a wager than he can play 10 masters at the same time and win at least 5 of the games.  The novice's only stipulation is the he gets to play white on 5 of the boards and black on the other 5.

The wager is accepted, and sure enough, the novice wins five or more games against recognized Master-level players.  How did he do it?

Hint: Stalemates are disallowed. In the event of a stalemate, the Masters agree to capitulate and give the win to the novice.

Boru

[robvalue]

That..

Is uncanny! (I just edited my above post)

It's a miracle!

[bennyboy]

Did you play against a computer or a human?

It was with a human, and it was a 1 minute time control. I feel it's a very good game overall for that amount of time, no?

[robvalue]

I used to love playing speed chess. We played with a chess clock, 20 mins each for the whole game. Sometimes 10 mins, and even 5!

[Jehanne]

Did you play against a computer or a human?

It was with a human, and it was a 1 minute time control.  I feel it's a very good game overall for that amount of time, no?

Definitively.  I like to play chess but am not very good at it, but there are, of course, lots of free programs out there.