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How To Get A Mobile Signal?
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How To Get A Mobile Signal?
How to get a mobile signal so you can actually use your phone's Internet?

Basically I need ways of getting a good signal.

I have already completed steps 1, 2 & 3

Step 1: Remove a sofa cushion from one of the two nasty-ass gray sofas your nasty-ass ex-roommate/ex-girlfriend gave you because she was replacing it with a brand new gigantic sofa.

Step 2. Take sofa cushion from nasty-ass gray sofa and place it in the corner of your cupboard, on the floor.

Step 3: Sit your normal-ass butt on the cushion on the floor in the cupboard -- signal is better there

P.S. It won't work if you have a nasty-ass butt.
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#2
RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
Hmmm... get a better service provider?
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#3
RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
Or get a better butt! See if you can borrow Becc's?
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#4
RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
Mine is adequate merely because it is not disqualified for being "Nasty-ass" -- which will suffice for the purpose of getting a weak phone signal:

oh, I would love to borrow Beccs' but I am not sure if it's as easy as just asking her nicely Tongue
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
(March 8, 2016 at 5:55 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Hmmm... get a better service provider?

Unfortunately that won't help, the phone signal sucks for everyone regardless of ISP here -- this is why until I get Wi Fi I have had to resort to methods like sitting in the cupboard!
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
Yeah, I hear the Buttocks Transplant Procedure can be quite difficult, especially when the recipient is on an entirely different continent. Besides, BTP's can get quite costly.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
(March 8, 2016 at 7:14 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, I hear the Buttocks Transplant Procedure can be quite difficult, especially when the recipient is on an entirely different continent. Besides, BTP's can get quite costly.

You should try the Buttocks Universal Transplant Treatment.   Tongue
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
(March 8, 2016 at 7:17 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(March 8, 2016 at 7:14 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, I hear the Buttocks Transplant Procedure can be quite difficult, especially when the recipient is on an entirely different continent. Besides, BTP's can get quite costly.

You should try the Buttocks Universal Transplant Treatment.   Tongue

Ooh..what's that entail? Is it cheaper than the BTP? We might be able to talk Beccs into it if the price is right.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
For Beccs to sell her butt she would have to be even more cray than 'merely' a cray lady with a scalpel who drives the cray train through traffic... backwards
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RE: How To Get A Mobile Signal?
People keep having the NIMBY reaction to proposals to put up more cell towers, and lousy reception is the result.
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