Rewriting the bible part 5 - duderonomy (Deuteronomy)

[dyresand]

Finally the last chapter of the OT books then i can move onto the rest of the book

The new laws of the bible... the same laws as there is now based on morals and modern day society. 
That being said... do not look into this book for morals because well there is simply none. Only the morals
of the society you are born into. 

So all in all blah blah blah promised land the modern day first world get there and be good the end.

[Minimalist]

Again, the issue is not so much when this shit was first written....7th century BC is pretty much a given ( fundie shitheads notwithstanding) but rather when it was last edited and who profited from the editing....cui bono as the lawyers say.

[dyresand]

Again, the issue is not so much when this shit was first written....7th century BC is pretty much a given ( fundie shitheads notwithstanding) but rather when it was last edited and who profited from the editing....cui bono as the lawyers say.

Yep and religion is serious business

[Cecelia]

Deuteronomy:

Female victims of rape must marry their rapist. This is to provide for them see!

That is all you need to read to know how 'moral' this book was.

[robvalue]

Deuteronomy, quick version: Don't do anything or I'll get really angry and kill you!

[The Atheist]

If I rewrote the Bible I would only need a keyboard with a DELETE key.

[Alex K]

Here's the Holy Bible, Old and New testament, abridged Alex K edition:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
For she doted upon their paramours,
whose flesh is as the flesh of donkeys,
and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
And they had hair as the hair of women,
and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee.
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all.
Amen.

It captures the essence, doesn't it?