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Stupid arguments for God
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 7:10 am
Yeah. Proof by the feelies.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 8:41 pm
Boobs, therefore god. Wait, naked boobs, therefore god. Hang on, naked perky boobs, therefore god. Hold the phone, naked perky boobs with erect nipples and stevie wonder bumps, therefore god.

I'm done now.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 8:51 pm
(March 25, 2016 at 8:41 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Boobs, therefore god. Wait, naked boobs, therefore god. Hang on, naked perky boobs, therefore god. Hold the phone, naked perky boobs with erect nipples and stevie wonder bumps, therefore god.

I'm done now.

Perfectly toned phat asses therefore god.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 8:52 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 8:54 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: They're all stupid.



Yep.

All of the, so called, philosophical arguments for the existence of a god are flawed.


Cosmological, teleological, ontological, TAG, Aquinas's "5 ways", etc, etc. All of them have at least one fallacy and/or unsound premise.

They are only convincing to the already convinced. 

But yeah, "there's stuff, therefore there's a stuff maker" is pretty damned moronic.


I always return to this:



You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 10:08 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 10:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In a universe without God, there can be no rainbows.

So I'm an a-refractionist too?

I'll be damned.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 10:16 pm
(March 25, 2016 at 10:08 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(March 24, 2016 at 10:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In a universe without God, there can be no rainbows.

So I'm an a-refractionist too?

I'll be damned.

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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 10:46 pm
The single greatest benefit to a universe without God is:

There can be no personal metaphorical mental gymnastics to suit one's biased agenda!

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