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Two Preachers Explain Why They Need Private Jets
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Two Preachers Explain Why They Need Private Jets




And now the sad part of hearing Christians on the forum defending them and totally taking their side because it's their Christian duty and let's face it they donated to this schmucks.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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It's not like God could just teleport them around where they needed to be, huh?
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Why does my sense of ethics not allow me to fleece the credulous?
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We had a scandal surrounding a catholic bishop a coupla years ago who renovated his lair for an obscene amount of money and flew first class to greet some orphans in india. When they asked him how he justified the latter, he explained that the indian orphans were surely excited about the meeting and he didn't want to disappoint them by arriving less than well-rested.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Seems like the only plausible justification for a TV preachur to have a LearJet would be because Godseddso.
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Interesting. Jeebus didn't need a jet. His two feet got him around just fine.
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(April 9, 2016 at 9:47 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Interesting. Jeebus didn't need a jet. His two feet got him around just fine.

See, they display *humility* by wanting jets. It is their way of saying - I'm not as good as Jesus Big Grin
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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