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April 22, 2016 at 5:40 pm
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A great teacher of mine who taught me the first steps in my specialty at Uni died in an avalanche while skiing a few years later...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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April 23, 2016 at 12:44 am
Did you know that my signature is encoded on a CD-ROM that's currently in orbit around Saturn, aboard the Cassini probe? I submitted it as part of a campaign by the Jet Propulsion Lab and I have the confirmation paperwork as evidence. So a million years from now, aliens will be able to claim social security benefits in my name.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 23, 2016 at 2:01 am
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Hey Stimbo! And I though I was good at planning ahead! I'm nothing!
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Know God, Know fear.
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April 23, 2016 at 7:27 am
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Did you know that Samuel Beckett knew Andre the Giant?
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April 23, 2016 at 7:40 am
What did he have to do in order to make the next leap?
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April 23, 2016 at 8:20 am
Stand up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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April 23, 2016 at 2:27 pm
With Andre sitting on him?
Tough leap!
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April 23, 2016 at 7:36 pm
I have scar tissue on my tongue but don't want to say why.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.