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Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
#11
RE: Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
The dog anus one still rules
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#12
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(April 24, 2016 at 11:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 24, 2016 at 11:11 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Jesus hanging out In Utero now?  

*face palm*


http://www.today.com/news/ultrasound-pho...lth-t87716

No, Jesus isn't hanging out in utero, but pareidolia clearly is.

Boru


Right around the 8th or 9th month of my pregnancy my kid's head on ultrasound began to startlingly resemble a giant wine glass...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#13
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But Jesus is special, always appearing in dogs asses and random people's uterus. Don't tell me, she is still a virgin right?

Joseph: Mary you are pregnant but we never had sex!
Mary: Dear, It was god that made me pregnant.
Joseph: Okay.

Dodgy
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Jesus appears in the womb, still nailed to that cross? This guy is really milking that whole sacrifice bit.
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(April 24, 2016 at 11:52 am)LastPoet Wrote: But Jesus is special, always appearing in dogs asses

On, not in. But it's an all time classic nonetheless.
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#16
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My personal favourite is still the drainpipe - "the second plumbing".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...mbing.html

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Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!". 

'No one believed her at first but we all crouched down to get a look and started to get quite excited about it.

'We were all amazed. We were just chewing the fat, as you do and then the Messiah turned up.'  

Miss Cotton, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: 'When I pointed it out to them their first reaction was just, "Wow". They were absolutely stunned.



I would suggest the proper story was "Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm shortly after finishing our 3rd big fat joint and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".
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Looks like some kind of monkey or creature clinging to that pipe. I wouldn't have thought of Jesus, since he usually doesn't show gibbon similarities.
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So where is the fucking fetus?

Looks like she got a little carried away with that scene from Exorcist!

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(April 24, 2016 at 12:32 pm)abaris Wrote: Looks like some kind of monkey or creature clinging to that pipe. I wouldn't have thought of Jesus, since he usually doesn't show gibbon similarities.
You're not trying hard enough. Sort of silhouette of the face top left of the shit stain, ignore the trailing bits that's just the holy spirit spilling out.
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(April 24, 2016 at 12:30 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: My personal favourite is still the drainpipe - "the second plumbing".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...mbing.html

[Image: e17e256c973ee74cbb1181945e6b4e71.jpg]

Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!". 

'No one believed her at first but we all crouched down to get a look and started to get quite excited about it.

'We were all amazed. We were just chewing the fat, as you do and then the Messiah turned up.'  

Miss Cotton, from Coventry, West Midlands, said: 'When I pointed it out to them their first reaction was just, "Wow". They were absolutely stunned.



I would suggest the proper story was "Mr Morriss said: 'We were just sitting around, having a good chinwag at about 10pm shortly after finishing our 3rd big fat joint and suddenly Alex said: "There's Jesus on the drainpipe!".

I don't see it. It's either a monkey or a fetus and umbilical cord
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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