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Dear Satan
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Dear Satan
April 28, 2016 at 7:22 pm
if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.
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RE: Dear Satan
April 28, 2016 at 9:16 pm
This is Satan and you are coming with me when you die.
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RE: Dear Satan
April 28, 2016 at 10:16 pm
(April 28, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Society Wrote: This is Satan and you are coming with me when you die.

Why wouldn't i? Big Grin
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RE: Dear Satan
April 28, 2016 at 11:09 pm
(April 28, 2016 at 7:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.



jesus wouldn't stick his hand up your butt, but I would . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Dear Satan
April 29, 2016 at 12:21 am
(April 28, 2016 at 11:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(April 28, 2016 at 7:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.



jesus wouldn't stick his hand up your butt, but I would . . . .

You and me vorlon13 we are going places....  Tongue
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RE: Dear Satan
April 29, 2016 at 12:31 am
This is God! Not you again kid!

I haven't used that other name for a while!
People kept getting confused about who the good guy was?

Which universe are you calling from again?
Standby, I just got an urgent request for a pony for some schmuck!
Those Ethiopians are just gonna have to wait again..
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Dear Satan
April 29, 2016 at 9:01 pm
any word from satan nope
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RE: Dear Satan
April 30, 2016 at 2:00 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2016 at 2:01 pm by Lek.)
(April 28, 2016 at 7:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.


Satan to Dyresand:  "I'm only Satan Dyre, not God.  I can't do everything I want."
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RE: Dear Satan
April 30, 2016 at 2:09 pm
Wish I could post a hand up someones butt gif here.

It is just such a wonderful dose of perspective . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Dear Satan
April 30, 2016 at 7:33 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2016 at 7:33 pm by dyresand.)
(April 30, 2016 at 2:00 pm)Lek Wrote:
(April 28, 2016 at 7:22 pm)dyresand Wrote: if you are real please just give me a image anything or do some shit. 


this is a scientific test to prove if god is real i will post any findings tomorrow.


Satan to Dyresand:  "I'm only Satan Dyre, not God.  I can't do everything I want."

I dunno i was missing my phone i asked god and i couldn't then asked satan not even a few moments later i found. satan 1 god 0 Tongue
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