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Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
#21
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
Trump won the nom, Bern won Indiana.
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#22
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
SO Cruz the Younger pulled out.

Cruz the Elder should have done that, too.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#23
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Can't wait to see Glenn Beck's reaction to this.

Would you settle for Cruz' ex college roommate?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/cruzs-ex...-like-ted/

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Ted Cruz kept saying God wanted him to be President, and this is what happened. So either there is no God, or he reeeeally doesn't like Ted.
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#24
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
Ted never struck me as particularly pious.

With the gnomish face and cartoon voice, I can imagine the rabbis turning him away from the temple.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#25
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 3, 2016 at 10:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Can't wait to see Glenn Beck's reaction to this.

Would you settle for Cruz' ex college roommate?

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/cruzs-ex...-like-ted/

Quote:Craig Mazin ‎@clmazin

Ted Cruz kept saying God wanted him to be President, and this is what happened. So either there is no God, or he reeeeally doesn't like Ted.

Not enough impotent rage in a flamboyant outfit.
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#26
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

lol.
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#27
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
Ted won't get a chance to fuck up the time line any worse than he already has.

LOL, no SCOTUS picks for Ted, YIPPY !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#28
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 3, 2016 at 9:24 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(May 3, 2016 at 9:15 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Was he the person that couldn't become President anyway? Something to do with his citizenship IIRC, or maybe I am getting him confused with someone else.

Trump kept saying this, but Trump also said that Obama couldn't be President. Cruz was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father. By law, he gained American citizenship at birth, because his mother was an American.

The constitution states that only natural born citizens can be President, but it doesn't define what a natural born citizen is, and there hasn't been any Supreme Court case that defines it either. Most legal experts agree that it means anyone who acquired US citizenship at birth, which means anyone who was born to American parent(s) or anyone who was born within the US itself.
His mother was a Canadian citizen when she gave birth to the commie.
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#29
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Can't wait to see Glenn Beck's reaction to this.
Hopefully he'll pig out on booze and drugs.
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#30
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 12:34 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

lol.
She's going to look like she went 15 rounds with King Kong by tomorrow.
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