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RE: Does god need your help?
May 7, 2016 at 9:48 am
god is like a spiritual voltron of sorts i guess the more people who believe in him the more power she/he/it has
the less people believe the weaker it gets.
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RE: Does god need your help?
May 7, 2016 at 10:17 am
(May 7, 2016 at 9:48 am)dyresand Wrote: god is like a spiritual voltron of sorts i guess the more people who believe in him the more power she/he/it has
the less people believe the weaker it gets.
Sounds more like Tinkerbell to me...
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RE: Does god need your help?
May 7, 2016 at 11:54 am
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2016 at 11:56 am by IATIA.)
Of course god needs help from an insignificant being on a speck of insignificant dust buried in a galaxy of 400 billion stars which is buried in an observable universe of over 500 billion galaxies.
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RE: Does god need your help?
May 7, 2016 at 12:43 pm
(May 7, 2016 at 8:49 am)Emjay Wrote: Brilliant post Rob It makes it all the more clear that god has never done a single thing on his own... everything gets done through his minions.
Of course it's brilliant. Rob = god.
However, if Rob keeps forgetting I may have to rethink my belief!
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