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The Drunk Tank
RE: The Drunk Tank
(March 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll be drinking a lot tonight.

Watch this space.

Watching for, 'OK, I'M READY FOR *hic* SHURGERY!!'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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First evening of Spring break.

Drinking will happen.
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(March 8, 2019 at 6:10 pm)polymath257 Wrote: First evening of Spring break.

Drinking will happen.

 Lucky bastard. 

I'm a recovering alcoholic. (16 years sober) Perhaps you could come around and breath on me.  Cool
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I'm a recovering fatty.

I can't drink enough to get drunk anymore. Calories, dammit.
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A half way decent 1.5L of red for $9.99? Can’t beat that!

Cheers! 🍷
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(March 13, 2019 at 9:07 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I'm a recovering fatty.

I can't drink enough to get drunk anymore. Calories, dammit.

Marijuana - 0 calories - your welcome. :-)




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