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Men Are All Figs

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Men Are All Figs
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#11
RE: Men Are All Figs
May 21, 2016 at 8:03 pm
I fuck figs for breakfast.
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#12
RE: Men Are All Figs
May 21, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Where the hell are the poll options?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Men Are All Figs
May 21, 2016 at 9:51 pm
(May 21, 2016 at 4:51 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Apparently this is the reality of men:

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Loads of people are saying this I won't believe otherwise and everyone needs to stop saying it. I will argue against this until the cows come home because it's simply not true.

* Alasdair Ham hears mooing

What the fuck is that?!

To a mere little turtle like myself this scares me.

* Alasdair Ham pops his head back in his turtle shell.

I am skerred

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LMAO. I wish I could kudos this 100 times, Evie.
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RE: Men Are All Figs
May 21, 2016 at 9:52 pm
I likes me some fig newtons. Never had any turtle newtons though.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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