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I don't get God's logic at all
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I don't get God's logic at all
Promises to rid us of all our guilt if we go to church, confess and pray to Jesus.

This is the same dude that threw a fit because Adam bro and Eve ate a fucking apple.

This dude is punishing us for eternity because our ancestor ate an apple but the same dude is telling us he'll forgive all our sins(ALL our sins) if we just try hard enough.

You know, sometimes I wonder if God is trolling us. The people that fall for the troll go to hell and the ones that figure it all out get to go to heaven and chill with all the homies..
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
Pooley, I can't take the God of the bible seriously enough to even contemplate what he may or may not be thinking.
I also stopped pondering whether Winnie the pooh wiped up with a rabbit afterwards.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
(May 31, 2016 at 10:10 pm)pool the great Wrote: Promises to rid us of all our guilt if we go to church, confess and pray to Jesus.

This is the same dude that threw a fit because Adam bro and Eve ate a fucking apple.  

This dude is punishing us for eternity because our ancestor ate an apple but the same dude is telling us he'll forgive all our sins(ALL our sins) if we just try hard enough.

You know, sometimes I wonder if God is trolling us. The people that fall for the troll go to hell and the ones that figure it all out get to go to heaven and chill with all the homies..


And if... God is not 'punishing us' for what A&E did, but for what you yourself do?
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
You see if a baby dies it spirit goes up into heaven then while its doing that it scares the pilots of a 747 causing them to crash into a
orphanage in which one of the children lives but is fatally injured and a doctor uses that child's organs for a sick child because his or her
parents prayed for them to get better. In other words fuck logic this is a omnipotent being were talking about its all convoluted and unnecessary.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
Until the OPer stops thinking in earthly material terms he will not get it, Drich. No sense responding to straw men.
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
(June 1, 2016 at 9:51 am)Drich Wrote: And if... God is not 'punishing us' for what A&E did, but for what you yourself do?

And if... there is no god and you're just interpreting unfavorable results of your own choices and blind chance as "punishment", because you're self-obsessed and prone to confirmation bias?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
(June 2, 2016 at 4:03 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(June 1, 2016 at 9:51 am)Drich Wrote: And if... God is not 'punishing us' for what A&E did, but for what you yourself do?

And if... there is no god and you're just interpreting unfavorable results of your own choices and blind chance as "punishment", because you're self-obsessed and prone to confirmation bias?

He did it in 1 sentence.
1 flipping sentence.
Damn.
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RE: I don't get God's logic at all
(June 1, 2016 at 8:37 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Until the OPer stops thinking in earthly material terms he will not get it, Drich. No sense responding to straw men.

Oddly enough, I agree with this.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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