Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Spirian]

Ummmmm... The booger. It's starting to bother me. 

[J a c k]

This made me throw a punch into the air and make a "yeah, man" face! A dude once told me it was offensive and demeaning that I paid for lunch. I get you. What gives?

He never said there was a problem, but he got the strangest look on his face after he discovered I'd taken care the drink tab. He was very cool and distant after from that moment on. I even asked if I had offended him somehow, and he said no, no, no of course not. 

He's a podiatrist. Maybe he was disappointed that I didn't wear open-toed shoes...who knows? 
I know that he didn't clam up until I paid for the drinks, though. I honestly wasn't trying to make a statement when I did it; It seemed like a fair and considerate thing to do at the time. 

Oh well, no great loss. I'm pretty certain he's a black Republican, so it never could've worked out, anyhow...lol.
I should've just "followed my heart" and kept my ass at home.

Ommigoodness! Thena!!! Lol! Black republican! Ha! It's my same feeling towards Mexican republicans. Bahahahaha! That was great.

[Joods]

Can I just say, and I'm being honest, that I think you are the laziest piece of shit ever. When everyone else is busting their asses to get cleaned up before clocking out, you sit there acting like you're too good to pitch in and help.

You ma'am, are a cuntbag.

[Athene]

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He never said there was a problem, but he got the strangest look on his face after he discovered I'd taken care the drink tab. He was very cool and distant after from that moment on. I even asked if I had offended him somehow, and he said no, no, no of course not. 

He's a podiatrist. Maybe he was disappointed that I didn't wear open-toed shoes...who knows? 
I know that he didn't clam up until I paid for the drinks, though. I honestly wasn't trying to make a statement when I did it; It seemed like a fair and considerate thing to do at the time.

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Oh well, no great loss. I'm pretty certain he's a black Republican, so it never could've worked out, anyhow...lol.
I should've just "followed my heart" and kept my ass at home.

Ommigoodness! Thena!!! Lol! Black republican! Ha! It's my same feeling towards Mexican republicans. Bahahahaha! That was great.

Not that there's anything wrong with Black or Mexican Republicans.  
It's just not my preference for a dating/personal relationship; I doubt we'd see eye to eye on much.

Incidentally, this guy texted me while I was at the store. It WAS my paying for the stupid drinks. He said that he didn't know what kind of jerks I was used to dating, but he wasn't raised to ask a woman pay for things; He enjoyed my company and would like to take me out again; Next time we'll do things "the right way".

Wtf is wrong with this dude??? I haven't dated anybody in forever...including any so-called jerks. And we both know he didn't ask me to pay for anything; I chose to. I responded by thanking him for the other night, but stated that I will be very busy and don't have much free time available in the future.

He simply responded "Understood." And that was that.

[account_inactive]

You're a condescending wanker. Go fuck yourself.

[J a c k]

I love you for trying. I wish you stopped trying, though. Your rice is difficult to eat! Make it staaaaaaaaaaahp!

[Little lunch]

Look, it's lovely that you want to be with me and you really do keep me nice and warm.
But every time you sit on my lap I feel like I can't move anymore, like I have to be a statue.
If you could just sit beside me I would feel a lot more relaxed.
I love you but you have to understand that I need my freedom.
Plus, you've started to dribble a little when you purr and I don't like the wet stain it leaves on my pants.

[account_inactive]

You're a fucking idiot. Go die you cunt.

I love this thread.

[T.J.]

Goddammit, man, learn some fucking restraint. You're gonna get yourself killed some day if you keep this shit up.

[Athene]

Nah honey, I don't want report. I want the $5 you owe me. 
It's a matter of principle.

Don't make me have to wind up taking $5 worth of your personal belongings...'Cause I'll do it.
Tick-tock, bitch.