Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Longhorn]

Yes, I can just say this. Please fucking stop already. Get. Help.

[account_inactive]

The existence of glitter is a proof of the lack of god.

I'm sympathetic to your reaction, but it could be evidence of a god of over-the-top fabulousness.

Of course, that rules out Yahweh.

[Edwardo Piet]

CIJS

Getting glitter all over one's phone sucks.

The existence of glitter is a proof of the lack absence of god.

I agree!

(My bold text and strikeout).

But.... NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo: You activated one of my pet peeves as you can see.

Nothing is lacking in God's nonexistence. Far from it. [emoji41]

* Edwardo Piet is a pedant with O.C. symptoms. With or without the D. (For once I'm not actually being dirty).

[Thumpalumpacus]

Oh, and I absolutely cannot wait to hear the myriad of excuses you tell the judge today. This should be fun.

Good luck, Judi!

[Joods]

She tried refuting everything. The judge told her to save her objections for trial. We now have two months to prepare.

[Athene]

CIJS--

You watched me like a hawk all day, just knowing you'd catch me screw up...instead, you got shown how it's done.

Ha ha fucking, ha.
You're gonna have to get up WAY earlier than that, to trip me up, skank.

Back to the lab, you go.

[Losty]

CIJS- I have been living in the darkness for so long now that I've become completely comfortable with its emptiness and solitude. I know this pain like an intimate lover. So when you come into my life flipping on light switches and asking me to be ok just for you, I'm not telling you to fuck off because I hate you I'm tell you to fuck off because I can't. When I was desperate I found a way to see safety in the familiarity of my misery. Every time you say it's not so bad and I should just think of the good things, you make me want to hide away from you. To shut you out. Happiness and love are untrustworthy emotions. I'm trying to find my own way out. When you push me to be okay, I want to push you away. When you ask me why your friendship isn't enough to save me, I want to lock you out. When you treat me like my "bad attitude" is some sort of personal slight against you, you're telling me I can't trust you. If you just bear with me, tell me that you're around if I need you. Tell me that you know I'm not okay right now, and that's ok with you. That's the kind of support I could really use right now.

[Thumpalumpacus]

CIJS?

I'm so glad where we are. It's so comfortable, like donning an old pair of jeans. You're my Levi's.

[Joods]

CIJS

By all means...please, continue leaving class early on salon nights, when there is work to do and the salon needs everyone pitching in as a team. We'll see who gets a letter of recommendation from the instructor upon graduation. And a job. Cuz honey, no one is going to hire someone who isn't a team player, no matter how good you color hair. I have kids too, but I don't use them as an excuse to duck out early just because I don't feel like cleaning. I stay and I help because that's what teams do and that's called having fucking respect for your fellow classmates.

[The Valkyrie]

CIJS

By all means...please, continue leaving class early on salon nights, when there is work to do and the salon needs everyone pitching in as a team. We'll see who gets a letter of recommendation from the instructor upon graduation. And a job. Cuz honey, no one is going to hire someone who isn't a team player, no matter how good you color hair. I have kids too, but I don't use them as an excuse to duck out early just because I don't feel like cleaning. I stay and I help because that's what teams do and that's called having fucking respect for your fellow classmates.

You need an intern.

Or nurses.