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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
(December 7, 2017 at 9:52 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(December 7, 2017 at 7:01 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Well I came out like everyone says I have to, and I'm here and I'm still on my own. At least there's cake.

Why is there cake? Does that happen often when you go out?

-Teresa

Is it his superpower?

Is he really Cyberman or is he....... CAKEMAN! Panic

Wherever he goes cake spontaneously materializes Shock
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Cake is a rare, nay freak, occurrence, only slightly more likely than the other thing; since I have had cake in the last seven years.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Sponge, bundt, angel food, upside down, ........???
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Chocolate. Though usually fruit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Key lime pie Heart
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Sticky toffee pudding. Wink
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I notice that no one is including nuts. 

Or is that a "given".
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Mine are always a given.
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CIJS, Dinesh D'Souza is a big douche.
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CIJS,

The phrase some people should not have children applies directly to you. You never should have had kids. Only one of you is working while the other one of you stays home to watch the kids. I could understand if you were actually doing anything while you stayed home, but you are the laziest mother fucker I have ever seen. You smoke pot all and watch television all day. You never clean, which is why the trailer is a literal pig sty. The bathroom is the worst. In the bathroom, the middle of the shower floor is filled with huge cracks and if someone steps wrong the floor will completely cave in. The toilet sits at a slant because it is falling through the floor. There are cobwebs covering the ceiling and the shower is filled with black mold. That is not, I repeat it is NOT, a safe environment for kids. Then with all the pot smoking you do, you wonder why you never have any money to feed the kids. My boyfriend might be nice, because he raised you, and he gives you money. But now that we are not using your bathroom, that ends. When you have kids, they always come first. Not your mother fucking pot, not your mother fucking television shows. Grow the fuck up and be real parents.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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