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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 29, 2018 at 11:13 am
I wasn’t sure if I was afraid to see you because I’d yell at you or giddy to see you so I could yell at you.

Until I saw your mug.

Now I know it was both.

Motherfucker, you got me mad. Will you be my human punching bag, baby? I feel like Muhammad Ali every time I think of you.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 29, 2018 at 11:37 pm
T: Hey mom, tell K the reason why men snore.
Me: Oh my. Okay. Well it goes like this. When men sleep on their backs, their balls fall over their asshole. This creates a vapor lock. And that's why you all snore.
T and K burst with laughter.
Me: Okay. Now go to bed and try not to snore.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
January 30, 2018 at 4:31 am (This post was last modified: January 30, 2018 at 4:59 am by Longhorn.)
(January 29, 2018 at 11:13 am)Longhorn Wrote: I wasn’t sure if I was afraid to see you because I’d yell at you or giddy to see you so I could yell at you.

Until I saw your mug.

Now I know it was both.

Motherfucker, you got me mad. Will you be my human punching bag, baby? I feel like Muhammad Ali every time I think of you.

I did not yell.

I didn’t look up from my phone or take out my earphones either.

Tell me, how come that now, when I treat you like garbage, suddenly you can be nice and respectful?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 1, 2018 at 9:03 pm (This post was last modified: February 1, 2018 at 9:03 pm by Seraphina.)
CIJS-

Now you're on a deadline. The end is on the horizon.

Tic-tock...tic-tock...tic-tock...

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 1, 2018 at 9:18 pm
(January 30, 2018 at 4:31 am)Longhorn Wrote:
(January 29, 2018 at 11:13 am)Longhorn Wrote: I wasn’t sure if I was afraid to see you because I’d yell at you or giddy to see you so I could yell at you.

Until I saw your mug.

Now I know it was both.

Motherfucker, you got me mad. Will you be my human punching bag, baby? I feel like Muhammad Ali every time I think of you.

I did not yell.

I didn’t look up from my phone or take out my earphones either.

Tell me, how come that now, when I treat you like garbage, suddenly you can be nice and respectful?

That person realizes that s/he has overstepped the bounds of civility. Don't worry, as soon as you back off, the behavior with return. Sad  Seen it thousands of times.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 1, 2018 at 9:20 pm
CIJS,

I'm really sorry about some of these assholes. Some of them didn't even know. Please, don't leave.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 2, 2018 at 12:39 pm
It comes every month, without fail. I always expect it to at this point. But it still rips my heart out every time. It feels like losing someone I love over and over again. The loss of a dream. The loss of a family of my own. Of making my husband a father. The isolation when everyone around me is having babies and I get left behind.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 2, 2018 at 12:45 pm
(February 2, 2018 at 12:39 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: It comes every month, without fail. I always expect it to at this point. But it still rips my heart out every time. It feels like losing someone I love over and over again. The loss of a dream. The loss of a family of my own. Of making my husband a father. The isolation when everyone around me is having babies and I get left behind.

daw... com'ere!

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 2, 2018 at 1:08 pm
(February 1, 2018 at 9:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: That person realizes that s/he has overstepped the bounds of civility. Don't worry, as soon as you back off, the behavior with return. Sad  Seen it thousands of times.

Yep, leopards, spots, etc etc.

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
February 2, 2018 at 6:14 pm
New starter at work. He is one arrogant fucker. I'm going to give him a week or so before I take him down a peg or two.
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