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Noah's Ark water stored underground?
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 10:17 am
(June 14, 2016 at 9:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: I look forward to showing it to my husband who is a trained geologist Smile

"Trained geologist"? I'm jealous, mine still pees on the carpet. What did you use?
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 10:28 am
(June 14, 2016 at 10:17 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(June 14, 2016 at 9:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: I look forward to showing it to my husband who is a trained geologist Smile

"Trained geologist"? I'm jealous, mine still pees on the carpet. What did you use?

A litter tray.
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 10:34 am
(June 14, 2016 at 10:28 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(June 14, 2016 at 10:17 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: "Trained geologist"? I'm jealous, mine still pees on the carpet. What did you use?

A litter tray.
That explains it. My geologist is working for the iron mines in Western Australia, where the whole area is a litter tray. No wonder he's confused.
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 10:37 am
(June 14, 2016 at 7:44 am)Socratic Meth Head Wrote: Okay, so a while back, Kent Hovind or someone like that posited that the water left over from Noah's Ark, went underground.
I thought it was ridiculous at the time, then just 5 minutes ago, I found this https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014...on-surface

It has enough water to flood the Earth, and it's stored under the ground.

This would work out great... If we had evidence for a world wide flood.

Um,

Quote:Ringwoodite is a high-pressure phase of Mg2SiO4 formed at high temperatures and pressures of the Earth's mantle between 525 and 660 km (326 and 410 mi) depth. It is polymorphous with the olivine phase forsterite (a magnesium iron silicate).

Ringwoodite is notable for being able to contain hydroxide ions (oxygen and hydrogen atoms bound together) within its structure.

It's not exactly "water."

Quote:Ringwoodite compositions range from pure Mg2SiO4 to Fe2SiO4 in synthesis experiments. Ringwoodite can incorporate up to 2.6 percent by weight H2O.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringwoodite


Although such distinctions would be lost on a putz like Hovind.
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 12:43 pm
(June 14, 2016 at 9:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: I look forward to showing it to my husband who is a trained geologist Smile

So... basically youre going to "tell on me" to your husband?
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 12:46 pm
You must be terrified, dripshit.  People who know stuff always terrify you.
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 1:21 pm
(June 14, 2016 at 8:12 am)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(June 14, 2016 at 7:44 am)Socratic Meth Head Wrote: Okay, so a while back, Kent Hovind or someone like that posited that the water left over from Noah's Ark, went underground.
I thought it was ridiculous at the time, then just 5 minutes ago, I found this https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014...on-surface

It has enough water to flood the Earth, and it's stored under the ground.

This would work out great... If we had evidence for a world wide flood.

He used to say that the water was in a layer over the Earth, somehow suspended in LOE. Showed  how miserable his grasp of science wasy.

Yep.  lol.  
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RE: Noah's Ark water stored underground?
June 14, 2016 at 1:33 pm
(June 14, 2016 at 1:21 pm)drfuzzy Wrote:
(June 14, 2016 at 8:12 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: He used to say that the water was in a layer over the Earth, somehow suspended in LOE. Showed  how miserable his grasp of science wasy.

Yep.  lol.  
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And the generations never interacted. You have an guy with ~800 years of accumulated wisdom and NEVER CONSULT WITH HIM. Why wouldn't these guys stay in power?
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