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Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
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Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
In addition to the nightclub and some singer being shot earlier we now have this at Disney World.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/16/us/all...c=rss&_r=0

Quote:2-Year-Old Snatched by Alligator at Disney Hotel in Florida Remains Missing

What next?
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
An eroding coastline?
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Spirian Wrote: An eroding coastline?

Awww yes im gonna have beach from property  Tongue 
On the other hand.... holy fuck i feel bad for those people that will loose their houses.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 12:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: In addition to the nightclub and some singer being shot earlier we now have this at Disney World.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/16/us/all...c=rss&_r=0

Quote:2-Year-Old Snatched by Alligator at Disney Hotel in Florida Remains Missing

What next?

What's next.... Uh... well Florida it has a over abundance of crazy people doing crazy shit so yeah...
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 12:49 pm)Spirian Wrote: An eroding coastline?

Maybe.  Orlando is kind of in the middle but if the ocean and the gulf rise that means waterfront property.  And the way things have been going for them this week it also means shark attacks.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
There are already sharks in central floridas rivers and canals.  Right now...we're mostly attacking them, but it's only a matter of time until a shark snatches an alligator that snatched a coyote that snatched a baby....who was abducted on i-90 and taken to disney as a part of some twisted homicidal ritual.
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(June 15, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Rhythm Wrote: There are already sharks in central floridas rivers and canals.  Right now...we're mostly attacking them, but it's only a matter of time until a shark snatches an alligator that snatched a coyote that snatched a baby....who was abducted on i-90 and taken to disney as a part of some twisted homicidal ritual.

There is already a guy who raped a alligator and another guy who was charged with animal cruelty for fucking his dog.... 
and one guy who threw a fucking alligator into a fast food window
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
I've gotta share a story, I just got back from fl, visiting family and inlaws.  The inlaws were walking me around this place they;d rented, telling me that they thought it was a great place for kids.  As they go on about this..I;m standing there watching a blue heron work on a baby cottonmouth not 10 feet from their window...thinking "yall ain;t from around here" 

That's -all- I can think whenever we go to any attraction in orlando.  Hey, lady, I know it's the magic kingdom...but the gators don't give a shit about disney magic and ultimately, you took your kids into a swamp for fun.....
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Rhythm Wrote: There are already sharks in central floridas rivers and canals.  Right now...we're mostly attacking them, but it's only a matter of time until a shark snatches an alligator that snatched a coyote that snatched a baby....who was abducted on i-90 and taken to disney as a part of some twisted homicidal ritual.

Fresh water sharks?
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 2:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 15, 2016 at 1:44 pm)Rhythm Wrote: There are already sharks in central floridas rivers and canals.  Right now...we're mostly attacking them, but it's only a matter of time until a shark snatches an alligator that snatched a coyote that snatched a baby....who was abducted on i-90 and taken to disney as a part of some twisted homicidal ritual.

Fresh water sharks?

A rare breed... 

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