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Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 2:18 pm)Gemini Wrote: Oh hell no. We're going down to Florida in a month for our summer vacation and my boys are not going ANYWHERE NEAR a lagoon, swamp, ocean, nightclub, or reality tv singing competition, for that matter.

Call me an overprotective mother, I don't give a fuck.

Were i live now there is to decent big body of water on both sides it used to be a alligator on both sides until they were removed.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm)dyresand Wrote: Were i live now there is to decent big body of water on both sides it used to be a alligator on both sides until they were removed.

So when you were coming home, were you like, "Gee, I hope that one of those alligators that I know is lurking nearby doesn't leap up at me, grab in its powerful jaws, and drag me down under the water to drown me...okay, made it. Today was a good day." ??

And are you sure they're all gone now? Like, did someone do a sonar sweep of the water to make sure the two alligators didn't leave some alligator eggs behind?
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 2:18 pm)Gemini Wrote: Oh hell no. We're going down to Florida in a month for our summer vacation and my boys are not going ANYWHERE NEAR a lagoon, swamp, ocean, nightclub, or reality tv singing competition, for that matter.

Call me an overprotective mother, I don't give a fuck.

I think the ocean is fairly safe.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Take a low flying tour, or a parasail...and watch the near shore shark conveyor.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 6:46 pm)Gemini Wrote:
(June 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm)dyresand Wrote: Were i live now there is to decent big body of water on both sides it used to be a alligator on both sides until they were removed.

So when you were coming home, were you like, "Gee, I hope that one of those alligators that I know is lurking nearby doesn't leap up at me, grab in its powerful jaws, and drag me down under the water to drown me...okay, made it. Today was a good day." ??

And are you sure they're all gone now? Like, did someone do a sonar sweep of the water to make sure the two alligators didn't leave some alligator eggs behind?

They are gone i watched animal control remove them as far as i know there was no eggs at all.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Probably dumped them in a disney resort water feauture as a part of some ecologically minded tax credit scheme.  It's popular with big business in FL to maintain "wildlife sanctuaries" - read cesspools and leech fields.  Conveniently, gators can live in them..so they're shoe ins for the wildlife component.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
(June 15, 2016 at 6:54 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Take a low flying tour, or a parasail...and watch the near shore shark conveyor.

Little sharks come up close or semi close but don't really attack much. In most beaches if a shark is spotted too close they make everyone get out. Under tow is way scarier than sharks IMO. When I was about 12 I nearly drown when the undertow sucked me out from the beach. Huge waves were painfully crashing down forcing me fairly deep user the water. I'd catch a quick breath then get slammed down again. I had second second degree sunburn that day. Undecided

The best plan (or the one I prefer) take a shit load of sunscreen and protective clothing and accessories and drinking water. Go to the beach and make sand castles and play in the edge no more than 1.5-2 ft in. Keep a close eye on your stuff so you'll know you're not being moved away by the water. After an hour of that, go back to your hotel and spend the rest of the day swimming in a pool looking at the ocean. Big Grin
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Yeah yeah yeah..sharks are mostly safe..until you place yourself in the middle of a shark conveyor.  Just take the tour...lol.
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RE: Rough Week for the Orlando Chamber of Commerce
Sharks are not mostly safe. Sharks are terribly dangerous, and mostly not a huge threat due to the fact that we don't spend much time with them. Wink
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