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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!

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She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 24, 2016 at 10:37 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Emma, Schemma, Foe Femma, banana, fana ...................
American Horror Story! Big Grin
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June 24, 2016 at 10:44 pm
(June 24, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(June 24, 2016 at 9:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Bring me a beer.

You missed the next sentence.  Cool

I got excited at that point.
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June 25, 2016 at 1:58 am
See! Seeeeeee!

I so told you guys Big Grin

Sis is the chosen one and you have to believe everything she says from now on. Good job Ivy Heart
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June 25, 2016 at 2:01 am
I remain skeptical.
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RE: She's real. Behold, I'm Emma's prophet!
June 25, 2016 at 2:03 am
(June 25, 2016 at 1:58 am)robvalue Wrote: See! Seeeeeee!

I so told you guys Big Grin

Sis is the chosen one and you have to believe everything she says from now on. Good job Ivy Heart

I think we just had a white dove moment, Rob. I even heard the choir in the background.
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June 25, 2016 at 2:22 am
(June 25, 2016 at 2:01 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I remain skeptical.

That's not how prophets work Angry
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June 25, 2016 at 2:28 am
(June 25, 2016 at 2:22 am)robvalue Wrote:
(June 25, 2016 at 2:01 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I remain skeptical.

That's not how prophets work  Angry

If only there were something to assuage my skepticism....


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June 25, 2016 at 3:26 am
(June 25, 2016 at 2:28 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 25, 2016 at 2:22 am)robvalue Wrote: That's not how prophets work  Angry

If only there were something to assuage my skepticism....


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June 25, 2016 at 3:28 am
I just checked and 100 euros will cost me £823,510.38

I'm sure others have had vague personal experiences that you have to believe!
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June 25, 2016 at 4:54 am
After the referendum that's probably about right Hehe
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