Hey guys... and girls i suppose
July 12, 2016 at 1:11 am
(This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 1:15 am by Complidudaaldo.)
to cure all of life's ailments: constipation, depression, anxiety, obligations, having a job, not having a friend, having to many friends, having to many pairs of underwear or pants, over serious perspectives of reality ---
"What did the elephant say when he lost his penis?"
~~~ [the answers are innumerable in form, but always assuredly truth will weasel its way into your pants.]
*groping, hysteria "WTF!"* / strutten his stuff down the street, winks at lady, stops at corner and scratches.. *NOTHING* "HUGH! WTF!" / "HEY! Where the fawk is my penis!" / "PLEAESE GAWD, Give It BA-ACK!"
all my other jokes involve killing homos or my penis.. hence why killing homo jokes comes first. ...
"What did the elephant say when he lost his penis?"
~~~ [the answers are innumerable in form, but always assuredly truth will weasel its way into your pants.]
*groping, hysteria "WTF!"* / strutten his stuff down the street, winks at lady, stops at corner and scratches.. *NOTHING* "HUGH! WTF!" / "HEY! Where the fawk is my penis!" / "PLEAESE GAWD, Give It BA-ACK!"
all my other jokes involve killing homos or my penis.. hence why killing homo jokes comes first. ...