Rolling Down the Street
July 12, 2016 at 6:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 8:11 pm by Complidudaaldo.)
So, Satan is rolling down the street, and he sees this kid, chewin' on some gum.
he says to the boy, hoping to hear some great witty response a wise dad would have instilled in his son,
"Hey kid, why not put that gum in your sisters golden goldie locks?"
the boy didn't answer and slammed that gum up in there at the root.
Satan, scowlded instantly, "WTF Kid. Fawk you, you miserable prick!"
turning away angrily he instantly was brought to a smiling gaping lull.
The day was wonderful and full of surprizes. SO he sees this man looking into a jewellery store window.
"Nice jewels. Why don't you take 'em?" he was flamboyant and gay about it. They were nice jewels.. foolishly cut into basic rudimentary shapes that destroyed their natural values, and were over priced, but nice.
The man didn't answer, and wickedly grinned.
Satan became abhorred, and gasped. "WHY YOU MOTHER FAWKER!"
He stomped off down the street.
He turned to a boy and said. "Kick that dog." to delight himself with the boys angry reproach.
"No, fawk you satan. I love dogs." so the boy went to pet it,
and it bit him.
Satan just wants to hear sinners are retards. I mean: who trained that Dog? Satan's enemy
and in the end, the boy who loved dogs, wasn't merely attacked. He remembered he loved dogs, and Satan was the bad guy all along. Thus saving many dogs at the pound in years to come.
he says to the boy, hoping to hear some great witty response a wise dad would have instilled in his son,
"Hey kid, why not put that gum in your sisters golden goldie locks?"
the boy didn't answer and slammed that gum up in there at the root.
Satan, scowlded instantly, "WTF Kid. Fawk you, you miserable prick!"
turning away angrily he instantly was brought to a smiling gaping lull.
The day was wonderful and full of surprizes. SO he sees this man looking into a jewellery store window.
"Nice jewels. Why don't you take 'em?" he was flamboyant and gay about it. They were nice jewels.. foolishly cut into basic rudimentary shapes that destroyed their natural values, and were over priced, but nice.
The man didn't answer, and wickedly grinned.
Satan became abhorred, and gasped. "WHY YOU MOTHER FAWKER!"
He stomped off down the street.
He turned to a boy and said. "Kick that dog." to delight himself with the boys angry reproach.
"No, fawk you satan. I love dogs." so the boy went to pet it,
and it bit him.
Satan just wants to hear sinners are retards. I mean: who trained that Dog? Satan's enemy
and in the end, the boy who loved dogs, wasn't merely attacked. He remembered he loved dogs, and Satan was the bad guy all along. Thus saving many dogs at the pound in years to come.
