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Rolling Down the Street
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Rolling Down the Street
So, Satan is rolling down the street, and he sees this kid, chewin' on some gum.
he says to the boy, hoping to hear some great witty response a wise dad would have instilled in his son,
"Hey kid, why not put that gum in your sisters golden goldie locks?"
the boy didn't answer and slammed that gum up in there at the root.
Satan, scowlded instantly, "WTF Kid. Fawk you, you miserable prick!"
turning away angrily he instantly was brought to a smiling gaping lull.

The day was wonderful and full of surprizes. SO he sees this man looking into a jewellery store window. 
"Nice jewels. Why don't you take 'em?" he was flamboyant and gay about it. They were nice jewels.. foolishly cut into basic rudimentary shapes that destroyed their natural values, and were over priced, but nice.
The man didn't answer, and wickedly grinned.
Satan became abhorred, and gasped. "WHY YOU MOTHER FAWKER!"

He stomped off down the street.
He turned to a boy and said. "Kick that dog." to delight himself with the boys angry reproach.
"No, fawk you satan. I love dogs." so the boy went to pet it,
and it bit him.

Satan just wants to hear sinners are retards. I mean: who trained that Dog? Satan's enemy
and in the end, the boy who loved dogs, wasn't merely attacked. He remembered he loved dogs, and Satan was the bad guy all along. Thus saving many dogs at the pound in years to come.
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#2
RE: Rolling Down the Street
Absolutely hilarious.

/sarcasm
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#3
RE: Rolling Down the Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvq8KbQwvR0
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#4
RE: Rolling Down the Street
That was fawking stupid.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Rolling Down the Street
Smoking indo....
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#6
RE: Rolling Down the Street
AH HA! XD some body will get it.
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#7
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For your sake I hope this is only a "not a first language" problem.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#8
RE: Rolling Down the Street
what is that supposed to mean?
I speak English better than anyone I have ever heard, met or seen, read, read about or encountered otherwise.
My English skills are above par, beyond ordinary, and scholarly to the fact of evolution and reincarnation.
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RE: Rolling Down the Street
(July 12, 2016 at 8:09 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: what is that supposed to mean?
I speak English better than anyone I have ever heard, met or seen, read, read about or encountered otherwise.
My English skills are above par, beyond ordinary, and scholarly to the fact of evolution and reincarnation.

Really? Dodgy
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RE: Rolling Down the Street
(July 12, 2016 at 8:09 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: what is that supposed to mean?
I speak English better than anyone I have ever heard, met or seen, read, read about or encountered otherwise.
My English skills are above par, beyond ordinary, and scholarly to the fact of evolution and reincarnation.


nar·cis·sism
ˈnärsəˌsizəm


PSYCHOLOGY
extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents and a craving for admiration, as characterizing a personality type.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en_US&q...gws_rd=ssl
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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