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Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS

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Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
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Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 16, 2016 at 12:40 pm
And this is why I laugh:

http://gizmodo.com/isis-will-use-pokemon...1783680507
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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 16, 2016 at 12:46 pm
Okay! Well...

I'm more concerned about people getting run over while dashing to find these things. I only found out what this was all about last night when my wife explained.

But hey, if God allows it, it must be fine right?
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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 16, 2016 at 1:09 pm
Almost spat out my drink.

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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 16, 2016 at 1:10 pm
Yeah, the religious go on the fritz over this. All across the board. Same as with Harry Potter back in the day.
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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 17, 2016 at 7:33 am
He only needs to work the effect on property prices, school league tables and coming over here to steal the bread from pensioners' mouths into his act, and he could get a job writing for the News Of The World.
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July 17, 2016 at 7:50 am
There are no words.

Well, there are.

But most are sweary.
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July 17, 2016 at 10:43 am
What a dumb ass! ISIS already knows how to find Christians with their cell phones. Free app called InstantChurchDirectory. https://www.instantchurchdirectory.com/app/
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July 17, 2016 at 11:50 am
(July 16, 2016 at 1:10 pm)abaris Wrote: Yeah, the religious go on the fritz over this. All across the board. Same as with Harry Potter back in the day.

If whatever asshole invented this thing had figured out a way for these churchie fucks to make money off it they would be swearing it was inspired by fucking jesus himself.

Fuck all of them.  They're just jealous.



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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 17, 2016 at 11:57 am
It's the same reason you rarely find a church with wi-fi - they don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
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RE: Evangelical pastor Rick Wiles warns of demonic Pokemon that will be exploited by ISIS
July 17, 2016 at 12:47 pm
(July 16, 2016 at 1:10 pm)abaris Wrote: Yeah, the religious go on the fritz over this. All across the board. Same as with Harry Potter back in the day.

Heh heh, they had a big lather over Pokemon back in the nineties too. After all, they evolve, don't they?!

From memory, I think the Pope had to come out and be like, "listen, could we not be enormous dickheads over the one popular thing that showcases the value of friendship and cooperation, just this one time?" When the Pope is telling you to pick your battles, you have a problem.
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