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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:17 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: Hi.
The King James version of the Bible really is the only true word of God.
This has been proven over and over again.
I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma.
I will pray for you all.
Don't bother praying.
If you want to help people actually get out from behind your keyboard, go out, and help people.
Oh, and it's the King James VERSION.
All other versions claim to be the correct one.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm
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(July 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I will pray for you all.
Fine. You do that and I'll write a letter to Santa for you.
Ooh! Steve! Put in a good word for me!
I keep thinking I've been a good boy, but I don't get any presents from Santa.
Maybe I've been a bad, bad, naughty boy.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:21 pm
The bible is fiction, get used to understanding that.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:30 pm
Actually, I find the KJV to be extremely useful. We've got this table with a wonky leg and that's the only book in the house that's just the right thickness.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:31 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real.
Thanks for relating that autobiographical fact.
On second thought, I retract my gratitude, in light of the fact that your comment is completely worthless.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Fine. You do that and I'll write a letter to Santa for you.
Ooh! Steve! Put in a good word for me!
I keep thinking I've been a good boy, but I don't get any presents from Santa.
Maybe I've been a bad, bad, naughty boy.
Havwe you ever woken up on Christmas morning after a dream of having something in your mouth and a funny taste in your mouth?
Santa DID visit you.
He KNOWS you're a naughty boy.
He DID give you a special present...
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 7:20 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Ooh! Steve! Put in a good word for me!
I keep thinking I've been a good boy, but I don't get any presents from Santa.
Maybe I've been a bad, bad, naughty boy.
Havwe you ever woken up on Christmas morning after a dream of having something in your mouth and a funny taste in your mouth?
Santa DID visit you.
He KNOWS you're a naughty boy.
He DID give you a special present... grrrbrbffrp....
I just threw up in my mouth a little....
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:43 pm
(July 19, 2016 at 7:37 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Havwe you ever woken up on Christmas morning after a dream of having something in your mouth and a funny taste in your mouth?
Santa DID visit you.
He KNOWS you're a naughty boy.
He DID give you a special present... grrrbrbffrp....
I just threw up in my mouth a little....
Your gag reflex is still strong, then.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm
No one gonna offer to share ?
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:47 pm
JFC, that was gross.
WTF ?
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