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King James is the real Bible.
RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 21, 2016 at 7:07 am)KJV-reader Wrote:
(July 21, 2016 at 5:34 am)ignoramus Wrote: I am of the opinion that the MEV (modern English version) is far superior as it is the latest translation. (2014)
It has been retrospectively edited and modified by modern technology (googlebots did most of the translation - to avoid human error) that it can now finally be considered the actual accurate word of God himself!

Fair enough?

Translated from what though?

Well, see, an angel came down to this sleeping carpet merchant in a cave and dictated the whole story to........

Oh wait.  That's a different fairy tale.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 21, 2016 at 5:09 am)Godschild Wrote: Something else you might think about, God hasn't told me the KJV is the only true word and yet He has revealed much to me from many other versions.

GC

Oh, I love this. I love this so much. ROFLOL

Sentences like this are rare treats, ones so laden with assumptions and blustering presupposition that they practically vibrate, just stretched taut with unexamined, thoughtless certainty. It's just the best.  Clap
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 21, 2016 at 1:35 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 21, 2016 at 5:09 am)Godschild Wrote: Something else you might think about, God hasn't told me the KJV is the only true word and yet He has revealed much to me from many other versions.

GC

Oh, I love this. I love this so much. ROFLOL

Sentences like this are rare treats, ones so laden with assumptions and blustering presupposition that they practically vibrate, just stretched taut with unexamined, thoughtless certainty. It's just the best.  Clap

 Your ignorance is beyond belief and you opinion is IMHO worthless.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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Yeah, yeah, G-C.  We know.  Your delusions are real.  Everyone else is lying.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 20, 2016 at 10:32 am)robvalue Wrote: See, Pete gets it!

You should try following his example. He's here to interact with us as people. Not to harvest cult members.

Pete's a good man. He doesn't automatically think us inferior just because we disagree with him (well from his posts anyway).

He is worthy of respect.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 21, 2016 at 1:35 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 21, 2016 at 5:09 am)Godschild Wrote: Something else you might think about, God hasn't told me the KJV is the only true word and yet He has revealed much to me from many other versions.

GC

Oh, I love this. I love this so much. ROFLOL

Sentences like this are rare treats, ones so laden with assumptions and blustering presupposition that they practically vibrate, just stretched taut with unexamined, thoughtless certainty. It's just the best.  Clap

Hey, don't mock.

We all have voices that tell us to do things!



Don't we?



I thought everyone did...


Undecided

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
(July 21, 2016 at 6:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hey, don't mock.

We all have voices that tell us to do things!



Don't we?



I thought everyone did...


Undecided

For sure. I hear my Mommy saying, "Don't listen to them! God told me you're a special little boy. So special" every Friday night as I don my sequined dress and put my machete in my purse.

People who don't hear voices have lost their connection to the Truth.
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