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What's on Your Tombstone

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What's on Your Tombstone
Czechlervitz30 Offline
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#11
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 8:19 pm
"Respected his parents until he was eighteen and then became a heathen. Jolly good fellow."
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#12
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 10:19 pm
Don't have one. Angel
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#13
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm by ignoramus.)
I'm to be cremated on low heat for 3 hours.
Then turned over for another 3. Rub in some rosemary and garlic and continue until the skin is nice and crackly. Serve with beans and honey baby carrots.

Serves 12 adults. I reserve my willy for my friend Vorlon. What do I care what he does with it.
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Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 11:40 pm
Close, but not quite what I was hoping for . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#15
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 12:09 am
Brunchtime snack? For old times sake?
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#16
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 12:47 am
I'm standing right behind you
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#17
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 3:56 am
"In God I have trusted my spirit and body
     When you see Jesus coming, come set
     By me for I will arise on His command"

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#18
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 4:00 am
I promise, GC, that the moment I 'see Jesus coming', I will come set by you.

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#19
RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 4:04 am
'I'll be back!'

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 23, 2016 at 4:06 am
(July 23, 2016 at 4:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I promise, GC, that the moment I 'see Jesus coming', I will come set by you.

Boru

 If you don't I'll be looking you up.

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