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What's on Your Tombstone
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Here's what I plan for my own :
He donated his body to science And gained some know!edge that we lacked. We will plant him under this tombstone If we ever get him back!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
Follow Me.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Just simply last name and dates. No poems, slogans, pictures, etc. Simple and old-looking.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
I doubt there is one if they dispose of me as promised.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 6:46 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2016 at 6:49 pm by account_inactive.)
Meh. I don't really want a tombstone.
I'm to be cremated, but if I were to have a tombstone, it would prolly be something silly like, 'Move Over - You're In My Light' or 'Well, I Won't Be Doing THAT Again'.
The best epitaph I ever heard of (not sure if it's real) is: 'Here lie the body of Elizabeth Charlotte. 'Born a virgin, died a harlot. 'She was aye a virgin at seventeen - 'A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Pepperoni, I guess.
 RE: What's on Your Tombstone
July 22, 2016 at 7:41 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2016 at 7:54 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
He has found peace in the arms of the Lord
Nah, just fuckin' with you, he's rotting into mulch
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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