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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 9:27 am
I think it had something to do with ribs. Gods a fan of southern barbecues...as we all know.
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 11:31 am
(July 26, 2016 at 8:22 am)Drich Wrote: .... Your almost there.. Keep thinking...
So, if Adam were naked.. So was eve right?
So then what happens to young men when they see their first naked girl?
Maybe THAT is what Adam was trying to hide.
Oh, Drich...
Genesis 1 Wrote:And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply
It's like you've never even read the bible: procreation was literally the first thing god told them to do. So either Adam's had one of those before, or else he hasn't, in which case he's disobeying god... which is the thing that got him kicked from the garden in the first place. Which inconsistency would you like to keep, for your completely made up justification for this which has no textual support, but which you somehow hold to be obviously correct anyway?
Because, see, I'll give you a hint, dude: Adam wasn't alone when he hid. Eve hid with him. In the same place. So... did she have a boner too, or are you going to give up on this idea you had, which I'm sure is the first thing you thought of?
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 11:39 am
god's a perv
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 11:40 am
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To be fair, that particular narrative is rife with inconsistency and inaccuracy. There is no coherent -whole- to which one can refer. It seems, rather, to be an amalgam of separate narratives that coalesced into one at some point before they were committed to the page. IMO, those loosely related narratives which played on successful tropes. A person who wants to work out what the story was about -or- maintain that it's a news report is going to have to drop something or other from it to make either work.
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 11:31 am)Esquilax Wrote: (July 26, 2016 at 8:22 am)Drich Wrote: .... Your almost there.. Keep thinking...
So, if Adam were naked.. So was eve right?
So then what happens to young men when they see their first naked girl?
Maybe THAT is what Adam was trying to hide.
Oh, Drich...
Genesis 1 Wrote:And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply
It's like you've never even read the bible: procreation was literally the first thing god told them to do. So either Adam's had one of those before, or else he hasn't, in which case he's disobeying god... which is the thing that got him kicked from the garden in the first place. Which inconsistency would you like to keep, for your completely made up justification for this which has no textual support, but which you somehow hold to be obviously correct anyway?
Because, see, I'll give you a hint, dude: Adam wasn't alone when he hid. Eve hid with him. In the same place. So... did she have a boner too, or are you going to give up on this idea you had, which I'm sure is the first thing you thought of?
So... what in this passage makes you think the "humans" of day 6 chapter one, were adam and eve of day 3 chapter two?
Then what if anything in Chapter two makes you believe God gave them the same task " of be fruitful and multiply" as He gave the men and women of chapter 1?
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 12:28 pm
Quote:So then what happens to young men when they see their first naked girl?
Dripshit, in your case I'm sure you had a good wank.
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 27, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm)Drich Wrote: So... what in this passage makes you think the "humans" of day 6 chapter one, were adam and eve of day 3 chapter two?
Then what if anything in Chapter two makes you believe God gave them the same task " of be fruitful and multiply" as He gave the men and women of chapter 1?
So you're back to making shit up, under the guise that it doesn't specifically say otherwise in the bible? I know you think there were other humans, outside the garden, because it doesn't say there weren't in the bible, but it actually does: in Genesis 3 the text specifically acknowledges Eve as the "mother of all living," indicating that she and Adam were the progenitors of humans.
Secondly, you're still wrong, because you're conspicuously ignoring the other part of my argument, where Adam and Eve hid together, putting the lie to your patently psychosexual ruminations on Adam's erection. 
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 28, 2016 at 10:04 am
(July 27, 2016 at 11:31 am)Esquilax Wrote: (July 26, 2016 at 8:22 am)Drich Wrote: .... Your almost there.. Keep thinking...
So, if Adam were naked.. So was eve right?
So then what happens to young men when they see their first naked girl?
Maybe THAT is what Adam was trying to hide.
Oh, Drich...
Genesis 1 Wrote:And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply
It's like you've never even read the bible: procreation was literally the first thing god told them to do. So either Adam's had one of those before, or else he hasn't, in which case he's disobeying god... which is the thing that got him kicked from the garden in the first place. Which inconsistency would you like to keep, for your completely made up justification for this which has no textual support, but which you somehow hold to be obviously correct anyway?
Because, see, I'll give you a hint, dude: Adam wasn't alone when he hid. Eve hid with him. In the same place. So... did she have a boner too, or are you going to give up on this idea you had, which I'm sure is the first thing you thought of?
It's so comical when Christians try to redeem the bible by turning it into fan-fiction.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Does this Make Sense to You?
July 28, 2016 at 11:16 am
(July 28, 2016 at 10:04 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: ...
It's so comical when Christians try to redeem the bible by turning it into fan-fiction.
I liked when Alexander DeLarge did it:
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